A lady had her giant poodle blocking the door to the coffee shop and as I try to reach for the door she stops me and says, “oh please don’t pet the dog she’s shy” and I’m like lady I’m getting coffee not petting your dog and this is the dog
Folk will be getting sick of me posting shite about me reading but fuck it! The most amazing night reading my first ever published piece at the Gutter 27 launch event @Gutter_Magazine