Sarah🏳️‍🌈💁🏼🌿🌺

someday, i'll save the world.

[Sarah🏳️‍🌈💁🏼🌿🌺 @saretonin_]

Praise jesus hallelujah the man is going to upgrade from his ancient, depressing pillows 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

[Sarah🏳️‍🌈💁🏼🌿🌺 @saretonin_]

Kissing your man good bye in the morning and he says “goodnight” because he gets to go back to sleep🙄🙄🙄 #hesluckyhescute

[Kelleigh Bannen @kelleighbannen]

Hey you, just in case no one’s told you today: you’re strong, beautiful, and probably underestimated. 😘

[Sarah🏳️‍🌈💁🏼🌿🌺 @saretonin_]

Scrolling through Pinterest....and realizing, does it really matter wtf your hair looks like? No. You’re marrying the LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. For all it’s worth, you could be wearing a burlap sack, and they should still think you’re beautiful and irreplaceable.

[Sarah🏳️‍🌈💁🏼🌿🌺 @saretonin_]

@melzapel thought you’d appreciate this

[Shalyah Evans @ShalyahEvans]

Who knew the dreamiest thing about Chris Evans would be that he calls the president “Biff”?

[Sarah🏳️‍🌈💁🏼🌿🌺 @saretonin_]

Changed my oil, and spent the rest of the night playing and watching Pokémon. Being an adult isn’t all that bad.

[Sarah🏳️‍🌈💁🏼🌿🌺 @saretonin_]

Girl you’re gonna hurt somebody, and god I hope it’s me.

[Beks @beksjwhite]

My waiter asked “Now, do we want straws OR do we want to save the turtles?” and honestly we all deserve that environmental guilt trip

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Nala. She discovered a new passion today. 13/10 would catch her at the bottom (IG: nala_thegoldie)

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: It's Monday.

4-year-old: No thanks.

I didn't know it was optional.

[The Church Of Satan @ChurchofSatan]

Any discussion about what The Bible does or doesn’t condone is a distraction.

The US is not a theocracy and religious texts shouldn’t be used as the basis for or justification of public policy.

Ever.

[Sarah🏳️‍🌈💁🏼🌿🌺 @saretonin_]

Love is your bf ordering sushi and watching chick flicks with you because shark week. #sharkweek #sushi #iminlove

[Sarah🏳️‍🌈💁🏼🌿🌺 @saretonin_]

But like....do I HAVE to go to work today?

[Shalyah Evans @ShalyahEvans]

If I ever went into a doctor’s office and actually told them everything that was bothering me I worry they’d have me put to sleep

[Sarah🏳️‍🌈💁🏼🌿🌺 @saretonin_]

I thought I was weird for bringing pears to eat on the plane. Lady in the terminal has a whole package oofffffff.....cherry tomatoes 🙄🙄🙄 #worktrip

[Sarah🏳️‍🌈💁🏼🌿🌺 @saretonin_]

Middle-aged couple fighting in the Starbucks line...telling each other to chill and fighting about taking up too much space. #worktrip #couplesdestinedfordivorce

[Sarah🏳️‍🌈💁🏼🌿🌺 @saretonin_]

@DanceHockey101 Move down here. I haven’t gotten one down here yet!!

[Sarah🏳️‍🌈💁🏼🌿🌺 @saretonin_]

Grego gets his next tattoo on Thursday...I’m both very jealous and suddenly in a rush to plan my next one...

[Sarah🏳️‍🌈💁🏼🌿🌺 @saretonin_]

Almost at 3 weeks of being sick. Finally went to the doc...to get tested for flu and strep. At least I get to see my favorite doctor? #brightside #notonsils #canstillgetstrep #ugh #letshopenot