sarah

she/they

[sarah @sareyoyd]

every year there's a flood of people complaining ab getting jury duty and ill just say ever since I told them I'd kill myself if they made me come in I haven't heard shiiiit so like maybe stop trying to be dainty ab it and send them ur will idk

[sarah @sareyoyd]

asked this guy for their birthday instead of id and they said 2002 and I laughed and was like ok I believe u bc nobody lies ab being born in 2002
and his friend was like
ya they do bc the 1900s isn't realistic

[sarah @sareyoyd]

that's why everything is a school expense on my taxes 🤷🏻‍♀️

[RR. @shesthatgirl_rr]

Every time I spend my own money I feel like somebody need to reimburse me

[kyle @kyle4prezident]

addicted to saying “cómo se dice” followed by the most basic english word it just gives me that buzz

[sarah @sareyoyd]

grocery order from Sept 25 2024 to today march 27 2025

WHY ARE APPLES SO FKN EXPENSIVE NOW are they like not in season or something I'm confused

[HorrorMamaAl @horrormamaal]

They’ll never make me hate you, poverty nachos. I love you.

[Panic! At The TL @Puff_Iya]

When you wanna be a worse employee but innocent people will suffer if you are <<<<<<<

[Vivian @suchnerve]

NOTHING will make an autistic person lock in like finally understanding the logic behind why they should do a specific thing

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

(after abusing my body for many years and engaging in self destructive behaviors) ah i need to take my multivitamins. oh and my vitamin d supplements. yea that should do it

[ⁿᵉʷˢ Robert F. Kennedy Jr. @RobertKennedyJc]

Just passed Zelensky in the hall!

Small guy!

I could bench him with one hand!

MAHA!

[sarah @sareyoyd]

why are they all upside down😭

[Carolinas Finest @Carolinas_942]

If you don’t know what this is, you aren’t allowed to talk to me about the minimum wage.

[sarah @sareyoyd]

past 2 days on Twitter has led me to realize Hunter Schafer is trans???

[kim ᯽ @therealkimj]

never flattered by what a horny ass man has to say like ok

[sarah @sareyoyd]

when u randomly remember free will and get ur ears tattood

[sean yoo @SeanYoo]

when you realize you took an edible before doing something serious

[𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙰 @Anania00]

this shit had me laughing for days

[Audrey Kaufman @KaufmanAudrey]

It’s hard to date as a woman when you don’t respond well to objectification. Like, one time a serious boyfriend asked me to arch my back more during sex and I was like you’re a fucking fascist and I literally think you should die