Sargeant Slayer

Parody account @alijones_99, all bitches are strictly my own

[Sargeant Slayer @sargent_slayer]

Anyone know if Keely is in Dubai?
I’m the only cunt who flys in the sky round here #slayeroverandout

[Jack @Pikeynagasaki]

'I'm gunna put you on red'

[Sargeant Slayer @sargent_slayer]

Hi guys, would just like to announce this account is now redundant as I have now put an end to my slaying days. I have no regrets and go out with a slay streak of 77-0. Thanks for been part of this prestigious journey. Slayer out x

[Sargeant Slayer @sargent_slayer]

@lauradixonx I can give you something that’ll make you 6.5 deep. If you know Wadda mean #bingbingboshbosh

[Sargeant Slayer @sargent_slayer]

When I slay, they go gay #slayerstyle

[Sargeant Slayer @sargent_slayer]

Been lying low for a while now, but here’s me just reminding you all I’m still here and better than ever. Just refuelling after a night of slamming with a dick like a scaffolding pole, slayer style baby. See you soon

[Sargeant Slayer @sargent_slayer]

Happy Valentine’s Day to all those who have fallen victim to slayer over the years. Just remember it’s simply business baby, have a good day and keep slaying

[Sargeant Slayer @sargent_slayer]

@TiaaWalker @katiegloves It’s shovel time baby

[Sargeant Slayer @sargent_slayer]

@TiaaWalker @katiegloves Can’t shovel like me though fact

[Sargeant Slayer @sargent_slayer]

2018 started in slayer style. Bosh bosh boom. Catch me in the cage #pasty

[Sargeant Slayer @sargent_slayer]

@TiaaWalker Could we be about to make a greater comeback than Liverpool in Istanbul 2005?

[Sargeant Slayer @sargent_slayer]

@bridieroseX My boy at it again, nortyyyy

[Sargeant Slayer @sargent_slayer]

@ben_mason14 @TheAdgemeister You the boy adgemeister, taught me everything I know

[Sargeant Slayer @sargent_slayer]

@SAMPICK_ @lxurenthx We slaying in LA baby

[Sargeant Slayer @sargent_slayer]

@elliottsill I got bitches bro

[Sargeant Slayer @sargent_slayer]

@TommRyder @lukebeaumont99 @Kehanahmay You don’t need that hood rat bro, slayer got you

[Sargeant Slayer @sargent_slayer]

New cut and clobber to get me through this dull Monday #LookingGoodFeelingGood #AliNeutron #SlayerStyle #VestLife

[Sargeant Slayer @sargent_slayer]

@TheAdgemeister @lucyyengland @alistair_mj You and me both bruvaaaa #glorydays

[Sargeant Slayer @sargent_slayer]

@BoringChrisCass @TheAdgemeister Will weeeee, churchy you stick to laying bricks I’ll lay the chicks hahaaaaa oi oi

[Sargeant Slayer @sargent_slayer]

@sarahgregory76 @darcielangton Ok then @tilobigchips