Sarge

3x Divorcé | Serial Monogamist | dating in a small town

[Sarge @SargesSecrets]

Working from home today. The gf woke up at noon, mad that she woke up and came after me with a kitchen knife. I’m searching hard for a new place that’s 5 states away

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I just retired a little over a week ago & moved cross country to be closer to my bi-polar GF. Currently staying with her & it’s awful. I’ve taken over 25 bags of trash out of her apartment. I had no idea it was like this. Complete filth. Not to mention the mood swings are rough.

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I announce my retirement & 3 ex’s appear out of nowhere hitting me up on the socials

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@_marssa Yes

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@GhostyyyBabeee I used to wake up on weekends and make a full breakfast spread from scratch for one of my ex’s.

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I've tried to break it off the last couple weeks but she won't accept it. I thought it was over for good tonight and she blew my phone up until I answered. I remained calm throughout her lashing. This time was different.

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She’s clinically bipolar, so sometimes it’s extremely difficult but I’ve learned so much over the years & willing to commit

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We’ve been talking nonstop (more than ever) & I flew out to see her earlier this month. Made plans to visit again in Feb & ended up changing my flight to come a weekend earlier. She’s concerned that this is going to get too expensive & fade out

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Share your dating experiences with a #bipolar partner.

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Getting away for the weekend & run into my ex on the flight with her latest toy

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Bumble match…decent convo, seemed like a real person. We started making dinner plans and then she deleted her account. I’m at the point in which I do not even get excited about a match because 90% of profiles are fake or spam

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@Kelseyswrldnft She hasn’t slid in my DMs, so no?

Doesn’t matter what she does as long as she’s coming home to me

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@hannagrace482 I can throw down some gumbo & boudin

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There is more #spam on @Tinder & @bumble than the US produced during WWII

#fake #dating #bots #noimnotgivingyoumyWhatsApp

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I’m in to mood to go on a date, but there is a lack of matches where I live. 10:1 male to female ratio

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I’m not into women with high Snapscores

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2 weeks and 9 flights so far, 3 more to go until I’m home

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Some of y’all need a tongue scraper, it looks like a slab of provolone hanging out of your mouth

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When traveling, eat at places you don’t have at home

[Sarge @SargesSecrets]

The more I think about dating, the more I think I’m perfectly content being single. Sure, I’d love to share life with someone but I don’t need them in order to function