Becky bunny

home to Sheldon and Rick the crazy sprocker! Tyrion is over the rainbow now x

[MimiJ @MimiJ9]

Krishnan Guru-Murthy has been taken off the air for calling Steve Baker a c**t , not realising it had been recorded. He apologised immediately.

Steve Baker has helped to bring the country it’s it’s knees and has never apologised

RT if you think Krishnan should be reinstated

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

Just seen the #PlanC measures just for Conservative MPs

[Dominic Minghella @DMinghella]

Last week, for the sake of twenty quid, he tipped 800,000 people into poverty. This week, our PM paints in a villa costing £25,000 per week. I feel sick.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My mum only phones me when she's drunk. She phoned late one night and said 'I'm wearing stockings and suspenders'. I said 'Mum, is that you?'. She then said sorry, she thought it was her brother. My birth certificate says 'Father Unknown'. I fear I might be my own cousin.

[Asha Iqbal @_socialdrone]

Love this by @MorrisonsNews please share this great initiative for any girl/woman in need ❤️

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

When I bring my wife a cup of tea in bed I always fill it right to the brim. She asks me why it's so full, I say it was accidental, but the real reason is that I pretend I'm on Crystal Maze and if I spill 3 drops whilst carrying it upstairs I'll have to face an automatic lock in

[Samuel West 💙💛 @exitthelemming]

Stay classy, @UKHomeOffice.

Someone who has given their working life to the NHS. Who voted for this?

[CBeebies @CBeebiesHQ]

Hands up if this is you? 🙌

#UpTooEarly #SundayMorning

@TeletubbiesHQ

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Pooped in Boris Johnson’s shoes but assured him it was unintentional. Please RT if I’ve never pooped in your shoes to prove I don’t do that sort of thing.

[Pets at Home @petsukofficial]

Running to Pets at Home when you realise it's National Spoil your Dog Day😆😂

📸 (@spanleythestaniel on IG)

[Paul Blinkhorn (@paulblinkhorn.bsky.social) @R1100GSBlueNose]

At the end of the last Ice Age, c 12k years ago, what is now the UK was completely empty. The population was zero. All the people who live here now are migrants, or descended from them. Everyone, without exception.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

The average person walks past 11 murderers in their life.