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You're never fully dressed without a smile.

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@MadeleineLEngle is this what you envision a modern Mad Dog Branzillo would be like ? could really use a star watching rock right about now

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@jk_rowling Your stories inspired my proposal :) complete with a cat named dumbledore #hp #always

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Another one to add to useless talents list: high success rate when searching for 4 leaf clovers

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The bf patted his lap and when I sat on it he says "that wasn't for you...its for dumble" 🐱#embarrassing 😖😩

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Thanks God for the car wash! Drive safe everyone :)

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Those zippers are so big

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Sneezed heavily into my arm today during a meeting. Tried wiping myself discreetly while speaking. #awkwardproblems

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I just encountered three terrible drivers in a span of 20 seconds #whatisthisfinaldestination

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Trevor Wesley - chivalry is dead 💕💕🎶🎶🎶

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Scratched my stomach so hard that the marks left behind closely resemble a metaphase diagram #lineitup

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I want to buy a new wallet...but if I do i'll lament the fact that I could've had more money had I not spent it

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Trivia crack turned drinking game. @TomUpdate @allyson_a @sxcsiazon @ry_zon23

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I need to stop buying things that aren't my size #siazoff #myfeethurt

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Well deserved pampering day for @BreeQuiachon and me 💅

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@justinwinfield play me!

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💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃#VSFashionShow

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And @aye_maemae

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OMG just realized the clock and calendar app icon on my iPhone tells the actual time and date... #mindblown @ChloeBennet4 #thankyou

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still can't find it 😩|| @BreeQuiachon: "If you see a potato on the ground it's mine" —@sarghhh
..and the thanksgiving festivities begins

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Guys with patchy beards should really capitalize on eyebrow pencil/filler products