Sarah

self-deprecation & sarcasm

[Sarah @sarhearn]

Final boss of annoying Columbia trains has to be the rush hour dead stop train that frequents Rosewood Dr near the fairgrounds. Absurd timing.

[Sarah @sarhearn]

For anyone like me who’s been trying to get questions answered since receiving the email Thursday night…

[Jordan Kaye @jordankaye_23]

When the Williams-Brice Stadium renovation concludes, thousands of South Carolina fans on the west-lower side won't be in their longtime seats.

Here's what to know:
https://t.co/yGIKOtSFDd

[Jamie Bradford @SportsMediaJB]

“Texas is playing the second best team from the state of South Carolina. But they are the ACC Champs. That’s like winning a vcr in 2024. It would’ve been cool like 30 years ago.”

-Sportscenter Fire Em’ Up segment

[Alyssa Lang @AlyssaLang]

Just thinking about LaNorris Sellers & South Carolina today. No particular reason. 😬🥲

[Sarah @sarhearn]

As a grown adult, how can you smack your mouth while eating food

[Orry Lee Kennedy @cornbreadcowboi]

MARCUS LATTIMORE

[dave (dave) @rhinotary]

wet food twice a day is wreaking havoc on the spoon economy in this household

[Sarah @sarhearn]

The reason why everyone’s hanging on the edge of their seat rn shows why the SEC > all other conferences. No argument

[Sarah @sarhearn]

If you would’ve told me at the start of the season that we had a shot at the playoffs, I wouldn’t have believed it. What a team we got to watch this year. Only up from here

[Sarah @sarhearn]

CFP chair just digging himself into a hole with these answers

[Jeffrey @JeffHopkins62]

LSU officiating crew on the CFP committee?

[Sarah @sarhearn]

@Cockywill88 Yup I’m watching

[Sarah @sarhearn]

I am ready to be disappointed 🫡

[South Carolina Football @GamecockFB]

https://t.co/Pi0bacQwZS

[Spencer Plowden @scplowden_55]

Weird how he got hurt and went down on the field 3 times during that game but was somehow fine to play basketball on the sidelines

[Sarah @sarhearn]

Whole plate of sides > any amount of turkey

[Alyssa Lang @AlyssaLang]

Don’t let Big Turkey peer pressure you into eating mediocre meat this Thanksgiving.

My column:

[Hannah @HannahSellsATL]

Fun fact: this song was played (in the stadium) during the timeout, and the next play of the game Rocket Sanders’ winning TD run registered on the seismographs. 🚀 🚀 🚀

[Sarah @sarhearn]

But but but I thought they didn’t do this kind of thing

[ESPN @espn]

Clemson fans threw debris onto the field after they were unhappy with a call.

Louisville scored on the very next play.

[Sarah @sarhearn]

This interview inspired my favorite and most comfortable Halloween costume of all time. S/o @AlyssaLang

[Alyssa Lang @AlyssaLang]

Timeless advice. Nerds clusters, still the elite of the elite. Happy Halloween, miss you coach ❤️🏴‍☠️

[Sarah @sarhearn]

@CABar @Lane_Kiffin I have mixed feelings about it this week but hey Lane!!

[Carolina Panthers @Panthers]

1st TD for XL

📺: FOX