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born in a hurry, always late

[ɥɐɹɐs @sarhisco]

if you’re ever feeling down just remember that the other day I got my car stuck in the snow so like 6 rlly hot construction workers came to help push me out. turns out that the only reason I was stuck was bc the parking break was on lol

[ɥɐɹɐs @sarhisco]

@lindsaydennis24 I just knowww the universe was so tired of my ass waiting for me to come to my senses while I made excuse after excuse for that man when they already had the perfect one for me on deck

[ɥɐɹɐs @sarhisco]

nearly 2 yrs since I found out ex was cheating on me (iconic consistency for a serial cheater tbh) w the girl he’s still with, & thank god for it bc not a month later I met the most thoughtful, loyal, funny, hard-working human-everything ex pretended to be. karma had my back fr🫶🏻

[ɥɐɹɐs @sarhisco]

on thin ice smh

[ɥɐɹɐs @sarhisco]

@ktmiller44 @nisplat past Sarah said it’s ok i’m color blind

[ɥɐɹɐs @sarhisco]

@ktmiller44 @nisplat i love a shared girly experience🫶🏻 no but really i should have dipped the second he started making fun of me for *returning my cart* instead of just leaving it in the parking lot??? 🚩

[ɥɐɹɐs @sarhisco]

i mean

[ɥɐɹɐs @sarhisco]

absolutely hate to be the bearer of bad news (no i don’t) but your bf/gf who you fight with regularly and break up with every few weeks is not the love of ur life

[ɥɐɹɐs @sarhisco]

@dragfilthhorror taste🤌🏻

[ɥɐɹɐs @sarhisco]

are y’all not embarrassed posting ur colleen hoover books online or🥴

[ɥɐɹɐs @sarhisco]

@ennajada time 2 fly 2 me see u soon

[ɥɐɹɐs @sarhisco]

been drinking them panera charged lemonades for MONTHS i stg if they get taken away now bc the internet can’t handle a lil crack in their juice i’ll be livid

[Kevin Kiermaier @KKiermaier39]

HELLO TORONTO! HELLO @BlueJays fans! I’m glad I don’t have to contain my excitement anymore! I am beyond thrilled to be a part of this organization! I promise you I will care as much as anyone out on that field day in and day out! Cannot wait to get this going!!! Im here to WIN!

[jame @kloogans]

love living in florida. u can do whatever u want down here. i just ordered a large gun from mcdonalds

[ɥɐɹɐs @sarhisco]

@dragfilthhorror the ONLY grocery type thing I buy at target is cheese because it’s somehow always cheaper?? at least in my area. anything else I could never

[ɥɐɹɐs @sarhisco]

@dragfilthhorror OK NO BUT SAME

[ɥɐɹɐs @sarhisco]

@ktmiller44 no fr the only reason i found out is bc i went googling to see when the next episode is dropping

[ɥɐɹɐs @sarhisco]

not me just now finding out one of the roommates from the sex lives of college girls is timothée chalamet’s sister