Sarah Elert

Never let your praying knees get lazy and love like crazy

[Sarah Elert @sarie013]

@saggydownes My hospital won’t allow the NICU nurses to wear PPE because “babies are low risk”
Not worried about the babies... worried about the parents

[Tim Reynolds @ByTimReynolds]

NFL rule 15.1.4 subsection C clearly states the following: If Clay Matthews so much as looks at another human being, it's 15 yards.

[alyssa @mainstreet13]

I really took for granted all the years of no hangovers 😩😒 #5beers #imtooyoungtofeelthisold

[Sarah Elert @sarie013]

@Olson10Hailey I once served a man in Madison that said, "you guys don't have coors light? I guess I'll just have to choke down a spotted cow"

[Top Spot Tavern @toppyspot]

When you find out Fireball is Buy One Get One at Top Spot on Fridays...

[Sarah Elert @sarie013]

My hubby @ChrisYoungMusic finally released his new song today!

[Sarah Elert @sarie013]

@Olson10Hailey And then the money in the jar can be used to upgrade the air conditioner

[Sarah Elert @sarie013]

@Olson10Hailey Start a "Wow, it's hot in here!" jar. Bar patrons have to put $1 in every time any variation of the phrase is used.

[Sarah Elert @sarie013]

@StephenDahlHaus https://t.co/m86XCSwuvO

[Sarah Elert @sarie013]

@OwensKari @Olson10Hailey @jckutina @ErinSophia09 Karol you still want one? https://t.co/MZE7658wS8

[Sarah Elert @sarie013]

@CMcCaber12 https://t.co/2D7swLW8KQ

[Sarah Elert @sarie013]

@StephenDahlHaus https://t.co/UoJEwX00BE

[Sarah Elert @sarie013]

@Olson10Hailey https://t.co/hvmMPqu2GF

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

I'm starving and I have a fridge full of healthy food and I don't want to eat any of it.

[Sarah Elert @sarie013]

@Olson10Hailey @OwensKari @jckutina @ErinSophia09 https://t.co/XZ1liQtIUT

[Sarah Elert @sarie013]

@Emily_Dundon https://t.co/N4ZWz14Naf

[Sarah Elert @sarie013]

@StephenDahlHaus https://t.co/k7kWP7e4Ul