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I am a little stitious

[sarie @sarieb_]

have you ever had a burger that was so incredible you almost feel emotional afterwards

[sarie @sarieb_]

#NYUSteinhardt23 💜💜

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@Blkstoopkid Phew glad I made the cut

[sarie @sarieb_]

@shake_ur_BUTZ I felt this way in Berlin lol

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@i__tanya Who is he???????

[sarie @sarieb_]

@IDmeSupport hey I wrote y’all an email on July 28 and haven’t heard back. Can you help?

[sarie @sarieb_]

Is it just me or do we like not need to wish “dog dads” a happy Father’s Day lol

[sarie @sarieb_]

@TheMengisKhan We can only hope

[sarie @sarieb_]

Things I am looking forward to about living in America again:
-my friends
-Taco Bell
-all in one stores
-being able to drive

[sarie @sarieb_]

@i__tanya Europeans think I am disgusting for eating in my bed ☹️

[sarie @sarieb_]

oh thank fuck

[sarie @sarieb_]

@i__tanya Couldn’t fool if you tried

[sarie @sarieb_]

Mom: *facetimes me after we just hung up*
Me: hi?
Mom: did I call you? I was trying to call State Farm

[sarie @sarieb_]

@i__tanya Let me know if you find a good playlist

[sarie @sarieb_]

Me: *changes from pajama pants to sweatpants every day at 1 PM*

[sarie @sarieb_]

Thank you to the yes voters for letting me know im not a complete snob

[sarie @sarieb_]

Is it a red flag if a guy doesn’t like red wine or craft beer?

[sarie @sarieb_]

@i__tanya You sound like a mom going to the airport

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

my favorite part of the pandemic is attempting to do things "before it gets dark" like characters in oregon trail

[sarie @sarieb_]

I can’t believe I was having a moral dilemma about going home to see my parents for Xmas when there are people partying in Miami and skiing with their 15 best friends