Sara Newbanks

[Sara Newbanks @sariebear8]

Today I had to take a break from eating pie. That's where I am in life currently...

[Sara Newbanks @sariebear8]

Am I a moron or is PayPal just really hard to use?

[Sara Newbanks @sariebear8]

Online dating karma: ghost two guys to focus on the one you actually like and then he ghost you. CoOoOoOoOoOoL!!

[Sara Newbanks @sariebear8]

@Rachface30 Or the freaking fingernail polish stickers!! ENOUGH ALREADY

[Sara Newbanks @sariebear8]

@matteosomz @barstoolsports @callherdaddy Sofia is off all the social media pages too

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Barstool Frozen Pizza Review - Imo's Pizza (St. Louis) presented by @DUDEwipes

[Sara Newbanks @sariebear8]

@ChelseaHouska https://t.co/eSzGP47VxN

[Sara Newbanks @sariebear8]

My child insisted we bring the balloons from the basement outside and I am so stressed at the sound of them popping when they hit the grass

[Sara Newbanks @sariebear8]

On today’s episode of hiding from the UPS driver... I actively drive around my subdivision so he doesn’t see me pull into my house.

[Sara Newbanks @sariebear8]

@KaliJayx3 Yesterday I was outside when he pulled up and he said “hey girl” then tossed me my package. I think I’m in a committed relationship.

[Sara Newbanks @sariebear8]

I just need to let someone know that I just hid from the UPS guy because I’m embarrassed he comes here so often. That’s all.

[Elizabeth Banks ❄️ @ElizabethBanks]

Me every time my kids say “mom”

[Sara Newbanks @sariebear8]

I just had a guy I met on a dating site tell me the difference between salary and hourly pay. I’ve had a salaried job for almost 6 years... if it wasn’t for him I’d have no idea. Thank god.

[Sara Newbanks @sariebear8]

So no one was going to tell me Pacey Witter was in little fires everywhere!? I see I have no friends.

[Sara Newbanks @sariebear8]

@Rachface30 I just started watching it. My first time. I hate shitty endings but like I’m hooked 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Some of ya’ll in the crib wit the wrong person gonna end up holding your farts in for two weeks

[YP @YoungPageviews]

Every year I mean to put out a really cool St. Louis music video on #314Day for this song and EVERY year I forget to shoot anything until 3 days before... So in an effort to hate myself a little less here is my song 'THIRTYONEFOUR' over drone shots I filmed of my hometown, STL

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The St. Louis BattleHawks won their first XFL game and celebrated by shotgunning seltzers. The XFL rocks.

[Sara Newbanks @sariebear8]

I hate the Super Bowl there’s never a good time to pee!!

[Sara Newbanks @sariebear8]

@UrsTruly_Barbie KEEP WATCHING IT GETS BETTER!!!

[Sara Newbanks @sariebear8]

@YoungPageviews No we are still recovering from the flashing light and massive boom!!