Sari Jones

I am a cat person.

[Sari Jones @sarii_joness]

@KidBillyLike I run my first half this weekend and am going to try for a full next year! You got this 💪

[Sari Jones @sarii_joness]

@TuttlePower People would be completely clueless to your identity, just like the citizens of Gotham. Who’s Batman? I have no clue, it couldn’t possibly be the eccentric billionaire with the financial means to make Batman gadgets. No, it’s probably the local underpaid DA.

[Sari Jones @sarii_joness]

After going through covid the misinformation about monkey pox makes me want to bang my head against a wall.

[Sari Jones @sarii_joness]

@TuttlePower Stop telling the internet where we live! You wanna get got?

[Sari Jones @sarii_joness]

@TuttlePower It gave me the caffeine shakes at work

[Sari Jones @sarii_joness]

Dogs in bars are the best kind of dogs, and the best kind of bars

[Sari Jones @sarii_joness]

My uncle told me he would never live in Chicago because it is too dangerous. This man lives in Dayton which has one of the top 5 murder rates in the country, Chicago isn’t even on the list 🙄

[Sari Jones @sarii_joness]

Last week I mentioned it would be fun to be in Chicago for St.Patrick’s day, so naturally we are going to Chicago for St. Patrick’s day.

[Sari Jones @sarii_joness]

@TuttlePower We must escape to the tropical islands, quick, hurry!

[Sari Jones @sarii_joness]

@TuttlePower @OfficialSassi I love that she just had this at the ready lmao

[Sari Jones @sarii_joness]

When I’m sad I look at pictures of me trying on my wedding dress like a narcissistic crazy person, and let me tell ya, sure does make me feel better lol

[Sari Jones @sarii_joness]

Straight up lol

[charity @ceb3_]

I would live on Cleveland ave, in the hilltops, & even a box off 270 before I ever moved back to Lima 😂

[Sari Jones @sarii_joness]

@TuttlePower Now you can’t say this when you’re not allowed to trade for work! Wasted opportunity.

[Sari Jones @sarii_joness]

Really feel like HBO is doing me dirty by releasing one Euphoria episode at a time.

[Sari Jones @sarii_joness]

Why was this my exact NYE experience?

[Sari Jones @sarii_joness]

CDC really told nurses to go kill yourself huh?

[Sari Jones @sarii_joness]

Sometimes when I listen to Neutral Milk Hotel I feel like I am being screamed at by a street preacher.

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

When I visit my hometown for Thanksgiving

[Sari Jones @sarii_joness]

We got our wedding venue!! There was a lottery drawing because Columbus is so competitive, but WE GOT IT. November 5th, 2022 here we come 🥰

[Sari Jones @sarii_joness]

@ODSettlage Nothing, except I don’t want to spend time with them at my wedding lol

[Sari Jones @sarii_joness]

Why does everybody want to get married in a barn?? I cannot find a single wedding venue that’s reasonably priced and not a freaking barn. I am not a farm animal, therefore I will not spend my time in a barn.