sarah

coffee and jesus

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Please don’t share the video of the Damar Hamlin play. Share this because we are all Praying for him and his family.

[sarah @sarjane__]

@DjMello7 Geezer was another favorite

[sarah @sarjane__]

When you’re in a professional meeting with another Executive Director and he calls you “kiddo”

[sarah @sarjane__]

I was proud for completing my 75 miles in April while a guy from my high school just broke the 100 mile treadmill world record.

You killed it, Taggart!! Way to rep the 309 💪🏼

[Taggart VanEtten @taggartvanetten]

11:32:05
#WhateverItTakes

[sarah @sarjane__]

Grant talking about buying a boat

Me: if you come home with a boat there better be a dog in it

Him: why

Me: bc then there won’t be an empty dog house for you to sleep in

[sarah @sarjane__]

Grant wanted to cut down what we thought was a dead tree in our front yard but this last week it started blooming and turns out it’s a dogwood.

I will go full Lorax on him if he cuts down my pathetic looking dogwood.

[sarah @sarjane__]

I’m on a 40 hour Zoom training this week and it’s mandatory for cameras to be on at all times. I just know these other people are watching my camera like “damn, does she ever stop eating”

[sarah @sarjane__]

good news: I successfully gave up online shopping for lent

bad news: I’ve already made three online orders since lent ended

[sarah @sarjane__]

Be married is fun. Especially when your husband sits up in bed in the dead of the night at 2AM, points to the corner of the room and yells “look, over there!!!”

[sarah @sarjane__]

Grant learned verbal deescalation tactics at his training today and I swear to god the first time he tries that shit on me when I wanna light the world on fire... like boy just just be pissed with me bc I don’t wanna calm down

[sarah @sarjane__]

March Madness turned into March Sadness real quick today

[sarah @sarjane__]

Is it too late to submit a new bracket? Asking for a friend...

[sarah @sarjane__]

@thatsneatdude I’m dying bc the first thing Grant and I said watching the game yesterday was “wow #4 looks a little like Zac Himmel”

[sarah @sarjane__]

We’ve befriended our neighbors at work enough that they let their cat visit us whenever we’re having a stressful day

[sarah @sarjane__]

*grant yells at me from across the house to tell me a story*

him: “sarah”

me: “why’d you call me by my first name, that’s weird”

him: “sorry I meant to say kelly”

me:

[Joel Osteen @JoelOsteen]

God is not just a way maker. He is the way. He can create what you need. That’s why He’s called the great "I AM."
—I AM whatever you need.
—I AM favor.
—I AM breakthroughs.
—I AM healing.
—I AM victory.

[sarah @sarjane__]

Sunday Reminder:

I may not know what tomorrow holds but I know who holds tomorrow in His hands.

[sarah @sarjane__]

Each Friday I let one staff member bring their dog to work.

This is what happens when you put millennials in management positions.

But honestly, office morale is through the roof.

[sarah @sarjane__]

@hannastasia @chickenpaprika This is the attorney that jumped this fall https://t.co/NqGjVWYtsa