Sarj

[Sarj @sarjsays]

@lizb321 I’ll have a guest bedroom :)

[Sarj @sarjsays]

@lizb321 When???

[Sarj @sarjsays]

Got stood up by my potential new therapist, how’s your day going?

[Sarj @sarjsays]

@c_estclairee Boiled chicken is easy to make and cheaper than buying the fancy meat treats!

[Sarj @sarjsays]

Does anyone know anyone going on vacation to Aruba in the next week that wants to fly my rescue puppy home??

[Sarj @sarjsays]

@brunchkween All the stock obsessed boys I know are talking about GameStop

[Sarj @sarjsays]

Follow up: they know it’s my bday this weekend:

[Sarj @sarjsays]

It is extremely rude of @DairyQueen to constantly show me ads when there are NO DAIRY QUEENS NEAR ME! Like I want nothing more than this Oreo blizzard and I can’t have it, stop it!

[Sarj @sarjsays]

@lizb321 Sending love your way!!

[Sarj @sarjsays]

Does your bicep every get tired from typing an aggressive email?

[Sarj @sarjsays]

Is it a bad idea to try and give myself a haircut with normal scissors?

[Sarj @sarjsays]

@sunflowermoon8 I’ve learned so much about septic tanks during this time

[Sarj @sarjsays]

@mikiebarb @jimtankersley Happy f*cking Monday yikes

[Sarj @sarjsays]

At least three people on my team are taking a three day weekend, my question is, what could they possibly be doing? Extra day for puzzles? Watching all of tiger king? Is it rude to ask?

[Sarj @sarjsays]

I went to the doctor in January and got a $650 charge for the ROOM where the doctor saw me?!?!?! Is this a real thing???

[Sarj @sarjsays]

@lizb321 Let’s have a google hang outs happy hour!!

[Sarj @sarjsays]

@c_estclairee @Equinox They did in Boston 😎

[Sarj @sarjsays]

Don’t get on a plane if you have a cough! plz

[Sarj @sarjsays]

Was anyone actually excited to vote for joe Biden?? Plz explain

[Sarj @sarjsays]

Should I be afraid???