Sarki Manasseh

How can I lose when I came here with nothing!
Radiographer☢️☢️!!
manchester united!!
[email protected]

[AKIN-MADE @bibzyCarter]

Women are wonderful people because they’ll always show you when their interest has expired.

Your job is to notice.

[Ministan Shaddah👳🏽‍♂️(M.S) @A6da11ah_M5]

And when life finally favors us, may we not put other people’s parents in such situations.

[Ayo @mariolexxx]

Lemme burst your brain

The only reason a woman won't cheat on you is cause she has so much respect for her body
It has nothing to do with being loyal to a man

[Man of Letters. @Letter_to_Jack]

When you are ready to marry, choose a spouse who can argue.

Not someone who yells, but someone who can reason. Someone who can present well-thought-out points, listen, challenge ideas respectfully, and engage with logic rather than emotion alone.

Take it from me: it may be the most important non-romantic trait you’ll have beside you for the rest of your life.

[Abduljalal Musa Aliyu @AbduljalaalMusa]

This girl earns about half a million naira a month. One time, I was supposed to give her 8k for something, but I sent 10k instead.

When we spoke later, she was genuinely thanking me for the extra 2k.

I laughed about it, but she was completely serious.

I really admire grateful people. For them, it isn’t even about the money; it’s about the thought. The fact that someone considered you worthy of spending their hard-earned money on.

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Because that’s about the only one we can get at the expense of nothing at least..

- Quality time ? - Bills still on us

- Words of affirmation ? - Feels like we’re begging for reassurance so we’ll rather not be labelled ‘insecure’

- Receiving gifts ? - From selfish ‘people’ that only want to be gifted ?

- Acts of service ? - Y’all call it ‘sl@very’ now.

So…

[Baelish @Fatika070]

While in SS2 , I made a decision that raised many eyebrows. I left the Science Department for the Art Department. When asked why, my young self replied with quiet conviction: “I want to study Law. The study of Law makes you better at anything and everything.”

Even today, I still marvel at how that young boy reasoned with such clarity.

Today, I am deeply humbled and overjoyed to announce that I have been called to the Nigerian Bar as a Barrister and Solicitor of the Supreme Court of Nigeria. By God’s grace, I passed the Bar Final examinations with a First Class,finishing among the top students in the country.

My heart overflows with gratitude to God, and to every single person who supported me in any way throughout this journey.
Most importantly, I lovingly dedicate this achievement to my late mother, Mrs. Afiniki Musa Fatika, who passed away last year just one week after I resumed law school. Though you are no longer here in body, your prayers, sacrifices, and unwavering belief in me carried me through. This is for you, Mum.

The journey has only just begun. The sky is not my limit, it is merely my starting point.

Remember the name: Ibrahim Fatika, Esq.

[Rajjath @Rajjath24]

it is an unwritten rule of life that after every prolonged period of hardship and uncertainty, there is going to be a period when you are going to achieve quantum leaps across multiple areas of your life. the only requirement is that you do not give up on yourself.

[HONITEL👑 @HonitelHQ]

After going through the quotes, this has further proved my theory of “no woman is talking to only one man” correct. If you think you are the only one your woman is talking to, you are very delusional. And if you think you are bigger than the program, I really pity you.

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

opening up to a girl is like going into the future and killing yourself

[ChroRadGirlie @ChroRadGirlie]

I told this lady that her baby was a baby boy.
The lady looked all surprised, then I asked what the problem was, she said; 'the last scan I did, I was told that my baby was a girl'

I smile, and assured her it was a boy instead.

Dear Sonologist/Sonographers, there's absolutely nothing wrong in saying you didn't see the gender, when in doubt.

Stop making people doubt the accuracy of Ultrasound in detecting/determining gender.

@ChroRadGirlie

[Sarki Manasseh @sarkimanasseh]

😂

[Hafaz, MLS🧛🏾‍♀️🥼 @Hafaz_the_1st]

Nobody:
Absolutely Nobody:
Radiographers and Sonographers on the TL: look at the thick endometrium😭😂

[ajay @1meajay]

things wey women dey talk, you nor go really grasp the magnitude of the stupidity inside am until man talk am.

[Blaize @Rxblaize]

This new WhatsApp feature is so unnecessary, one wrong move and you laugh at a death notice.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

There is something women do that I find funny.

When I am quiet or stare into nothingness, you ask what is on my mind. Madam, there is nothing on my mind.

I'm a quiet person and I easily drift into quietness. Do women understand it is okay to just want to be quiet in your own space? Everything is not an opportunity to gist for gist sake.

They never like my answer. They want gist. There is no gist and there is nothing only mind. Frankly, I actually do not like that question

[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

Maturing is realizing none of us are easy to be with. It’s about who is willing to stay committed to understanding you, loving you, and actually willing to grow with you.

[Big Linds👑 @creamlyn_]

It’s always creepy when a man offer monetary assistance first few days of talking.
Don’t you have family members Ifeanyi?

[Poliz @RealPoliz]

Only God can truly comfort a man for the pain a woman causes him in secret. That’s how a man can end up raising a child in his home, funding his life, only to discover later that the child isn’t biologically his. The child grows up stubborn and shows none of the father’s intelligence or character. A child will be so stubborn to the extent you begin to think where this boy got this bad character from—Pikin no dey hear word.

I’ve faced this with patients several times. I explain that gestational age can’t be backdated because the sonogram clearly documents it. Our job is to scan and report exactly what we see. We can’t alter results just to save a marriage. Go home and sought yourself there.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

Women be like “go and talk to your other girlfriends”. My dear i would have kept them around if i knew you were going to be like this.

[Sameer @oosafarnama]

It’s so attractive when people apologise for responding late. or when they keep you in the loop so you don’t start overthinking. the skill of communication is very attractive. basic consideration these days, it stands out cause so many people just disappear and leave you guessing