sara

I just pop on here every once in a while to complain and expose people

[sara @sarkossler]

what should we call the phenomenon that is mediocre midwest boys getting girls that are way too hot for them

[sara @sarkossler]

@ramakilani Specifically Pt. 2

[sara @sarkossler]

@flaminghotreedo he really thought he was doing something too with that monologue lmaoooo

[sara @sarkossler]

stfu

[sara @sarkossler]

I have a very hard time grasping the idea that someone with good music taste can, in fact, be....
a shitty person !

[sara @sarkossler]

Being good at parallel parking is hot girl shit

[sara @sarkossler]

ok well just rip my fucking heart out

[Alamy Editorial @Alamy_Editorial]

Queen Elizabeth II takes her seat for the funeral of the Duke of Edinburgh in St George's Chapel, Windsor Castle, Berkshire.

📷Jonathan Brady - see more at https://t.co/jR0m7r0ZiZ

#PrincePhilipfuneral

[sara @sarkossler]

@ramakilani literally planked on my kitchen chairs this morning for no reason so yes

[sara @sarkossler]

Can we end the weird stigma around Shazam? SHITS FUCKING GENIUS WHY AM I EMBARASSED TO USE IT💀💀💀

[sara @sarkossler]

I would be much more inclined to take my meds everyday if they came in a pez dispenser. Like imagine opening one and instead of pez it’s a 40 mg vyvanse

[Mike @djchocchipcook]

I’ve just realized that the American dream is living in Europe

[sara @sarkossler]

If you don’t keep your AirPods in the case when you’re not using them you have chaotic energy

[sara @sarkossler]

Prince Phillip and DMX dying on the same day confirms that we are in fact living in a simulation

[sara @sarkossler]

When the storage gets full on my phone the first app I delete is LinkedIn. Kinda feel like that says a lot about my priorities

[sara @sarkossler]

Do I not hold grudges bc I’m a good person or bc I’m too adhd to remember what the person did to me

[sara @sarkossler]

I just realized I’m gonna need hearing aids by the time I’m like 50 bc I play my music at full volume and I have my AirPods in 90% of the day

[sara @sarkossler]

Nothing more euphoric than the first day of spring in Ohio. That shit is a different type of happiness

[sara @sarkossler]

I only trust girls that were on tumblr

[sara @sarkossler]

literally fuck this guy why does he still get air time

[Alex @alex_t0dd]

Piers Morgan, the host of Good Morning Britain, accusing Meghan of lying about her suicidal thoughts is the exact reason mental health is a long way off being taken seriously

[Ahmed Ali @DrAhmednurAli]

Oprah is all of us right now.

#HarryandMeghanonOprah