Sarah Ali

[bio pending]

[Sarah Ali @sarkozyss]

@muizz101 Thank you for posting such a succinct and impartial explanation! ☺️

[Sarah Ali @sarkozyss]

@iamwaleed I’m so sorry for your loss Waleed 😔💔

[ebz @keystodabakery]

He ain’t have to flex on us with that straight line

[Sarah Ali @sarkozyss]

@i5ayya6 Good luck!! 🙏🏼💕

[Sarah Ali @sarkozyss]

@Teali_ Jude’s? 😍😍

[Sarah Ali @sarkozyss]

@Teali_ Also, Jude’s ice cream in aljazeera!

[مريم @Mariamnessi]

Bahrani Chicken Nugget #Bahrain

https://t.co/Elo7w1NP1M

[Sarah Ali @sarkozyss]

Kind of wish we could like messages on WhatsApp to end conversations the way we can on Insta

[Sarah Ali @sarkozyss]

@Teali_ 10/10 logic

[Sarah Ali @sarkozyss]

Guys what do you call this 👀👀👀

[الدريعي. @aldrai3i]

عزلتوهم، وقفتوا معاشاتهم، ماوفرتوا لهم اكل وشرب، ماتأكدتوا اذا عندهم مكان ينامون فيه، وفوق كل هذا مطلوب منهم يدفعون ايجارات.

بالمقابل تصورونهم وقت توزيع المؤونة وتقولون انهم مسببين فوضى؟
انتوا سببتوا كارثة في حق الانسانية، انتوا سبب الفوضى والجوع والفقر وحالات الانتحار

[Sarah Ali @sarkozyss]

“Is there an FAQ document about this?”

“Sounds like you just volunteered yourself to write one. Thanks!”

Moral of the story: think twice before you speak up on conference calls 💀

[Sarah Ali @sarkozyss]

Good morning I just found out some people use their rice cooker to make coffee therefore this morning is no longer good

[Mrs. Dow Jones @mrsdowjones]

Instead of buying flights- buy stock in the airlines. Same amount of turbulence but you avoid the risk of COVID.

[Sarah Ali @sarkozyss]

Wow literally nothing has changed. Why do I have so many shoes I will know.

[Sarah Ali @SarahxAli]

Packed all my stuff, moved to a new building, and unpacked all my stuff one day after finals. My main concern: WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY SHOES.

[Sarah Ali @sarkozyss]

Omg I had 10.3k tweets on my old account ana SO SAD I LOST ACCESS TO IT AND ALSO LOST ACCESS TO THE EMAIL I USED FOR IT

[Sarah Ali @sarkozyss]

...was I ok?

[Sarah Ali @SarahxAli]

The smell of petrol, though. *dies of joy*

[Sarah Ali @sarkozyss]

My fam hasn’t changed at all in the past six years

[Sarah Ali @SarahxAli]

*sneeze* - "Excuse me" - "yer7amsh Allah" - *awkward silence*