Sarah Lines

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[Sarah Lines @sarlines]

@donutlee1 I soy my parents in the back of the Boomer pic 👀

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Me and who?

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@Ellethevillain Every Congress person that votes against any gun reform legislation should have to watch that video with full audio 20 times before they cast their vote

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@donutlee1 The shirt 💀

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Am I a serial killer for writing my first and last name on cards to my immediate family members?

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@GabbiBoyd I wanna pet Keith

[Flavortown @flavortown]

Six more weeks of flavor

[Sarah Lines @sarlines]

I’m not not going to put a Q-tip in my ear

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It’s no secret how I felt when someone would interrupt me eating to take a picture when I was younger

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It finally happened folks

[Sarah Lines @sarlines]

Jake Gyllenhaal is close

[Does Noodle Have Bones @NoodlesBonesDay]

It’s a no bones day! Rest up, recuperate, and be kind to yourself today 💙 #NoBonesDay

[julia reinstein 🚡 @juliareinstein]

oh wow would you look at that forecast

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Don’t tell me Kim Kardashian did her make up just to wear a sheet over her face at the Met Gala 😭😭😭

[Sam Sanders @samsanders]

Hi

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Wearing a purse and backpack at the same time is major horse girl energy

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@pitbull Well this dating app prompt I had is becoming more relevant now. Some of you were right, and some of you went to Flavortown @pitbull @GuyFieri

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@GabbiBoyd It’s the lower case i for me

[Flavortown @flavortown]

I got my driver’s license last week

just like we always talked about

‘cause you were so excited for me

to finally ROLL OUT LOOKING FOR AMERICA’S GREATEST DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES

[Sarah Lines @sarlines]

My love langue is sending people podcast episodes