Sarah Malone

you learn & you live

[♥mark magark♥ @markedly]

I have a very serious condition called "needing to be cozy all the time"

[Hannah Brown @hannahbrown]

We should get sleepy days like we get sick days 😴

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

#kingofwildwood

[Demi Burnett @demi_burnett]

Yo lay off my boy Greg #TheBacheloretteFinale

[Sarah Malone @sarmalone]

My mom really almost named me after the dinosaur from a land before time, the disrespect.

[Sarah Malone @sarmalone]

The most I have ever driven on the high way is ten minutes on 95, today I’m attempting to drive all the way to wildwood🥴 send prayers up

[Sarah Malone @sarmalone]

I’m 22 years old and can’t stop singing backyardigans thanks to tiktok🥴

[Sarah Malone @sarmalone]

I have never been in a fist fight in my life but I had a dream last night I was fighting my boss. If that isn’t my sign to quit idk what is

[Sarah Malone @sarmalone]

@TheComedyHumor @devonmichele_ u

[Sarah Malone @sarmalone]

@Black_brian67 Yeah you can buzz off

[Sarah Malone @sarmalone]

On today’s episode of why does my mom hate me :

[Sarah Malone @sarmalone]

@devonmichele_ It’s my iPhone 8, dies too quick

[Sarah Malone @sarmalone]

Today at work a girl whipped out GORILLA GLUE from her school bag and was going to glue “fake nails” that she cut and made from a SOLO CUP to her fingers. I don’t get paid enough for this shit 😩

[Sarah Malone @sarmalone]

June will be 3 years at my job and my boss still calls me Sam

[Sarah Malone @sarmalone]

I was 13 u tell em sister! lmfaooo

[Sarah Malone @sarmalone]

Tried the inverted filter on tiktok and realized a nose job is in my best interest. I hate it here.

[Sarah Malone @sarmalone]

@MTVDevinWalker @shandapfaff @carly_malone I agree with him for once

[Sarah Malone @sarmalone]

I had a dream last night I was drinking a gold four loko and was enjoying it. Who hurt me???

[Sarah Malone @sarmalone]

@carly_malone Yes my heart

[Sarah Malone @sarmalone]

My favorite little 2 year old at work told his parents I am “the ultimate girlfriend” 🥺 and that’s why I have favorites