Sara Michael

Somewhere between Proverbs 31 and Tupac, there's me.

[nathan zed @NathanZed]

do yall realize we literally got devices in our hands where we can talk to anybody in the world face to face at any time bruh thats wild. nobody calling me but still wow

[Brian Luebben | Action Academy Podcast @brianluebben]

Yall keep settling for salsa when you deserve queso

[𝔹𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕟𝕒 𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕞 @Bre_Marie_]

I'd rather be driving down my back roads all night listening to every country song ever rn

[kaitlynn @ashkaits]

*40 pounds to get back to my pre-baby weight 🙄 https://t.co/usPrv8Qkbb

[𝖊𝖒𝖒𝖆 @emmaskyyye]

we put a sign up to bring food to our dorm and the guys below us replied

i'm done

[Te!ko @TheTanMamba]

Wheeler Walker Jr only puts out bangers

[Sara Michael @sarmichhh]

They don't want you but yet they don't want anyone else to have you. 🙄

[𝔹𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕟𝕒 𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕞 @Bre_Marie_]

Wish my income matched my need for clothes

[Sara Michael @sarmichhh]

Nothing better then taking off a sticky bra. ✌��

[Sara Michael @sarmichhh]

Me: Ryder. Do you know why you are in time out?

Ryder: because you put me there!

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

[eating breakfast food for lunch]

5-year-old: *whispering* Can we do this?

Me: *also whispering* If you don't tell the cops.

[Sara Michael @sarmichhh]

Actions speak louder then words. ✌🏼