The Fake Slim Shady

Mr. Cellophane should have been my name.

[The Fake Slim Shady @Sarp1edon]

@RepNancyMace Nice self own here. Too bad she doesn’t realize it.

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@jasonllevin He used to be a Democrat and yes I would still despise him because he is a terrible human being.

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@WhiteHouse Yeah, that’s not creepy at all.

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@elonmusk Why do you push your lies so hard?

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@RealJamesWoods Please tell me they are at least paying you to be a bootlicking pansy.

[The Fake Slim Shady @Sarp1edon]

@LauraLoomer Is that different than supporting a Fascist racist that’s been accused of raping women, convicted of 34 felonies, cheated on all of his wives, bankrupted 5 casinos, defrauded his own charities, and paid hush money to a porn star from campaign funds?

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@realDonaldTrump Douche.

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@elonmusk You are the biggest fucking idiot in the world. I'm sorry, the second biggest.

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@0TulsiGabbard2 Orange spray tan?

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@WhiteHouse Hey look. Another colossal waste of money to stroke one man's ego.

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@WhiteHouse No.

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@WhiteHouse Go piss in the reflecting pool. Maybe it will help.

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@JDVance He didn't have to do it in the first place, you addlebrained piece of monkey spunk.

They were not required to wear Pride themed hats. That means he chose to wear the Pride hat and chose to write on it.

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@FloraLuzz_ Well considering he has nothing to do with it, he can piss off.

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@stockbella @realDonaldTrump They do. ALL THE TIME. You just don’t fucking listen. So piss off.

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@RealJamesWoods Donald Trump.

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@ABC oh, does that include bribes and lobbyist kickbacks too?

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@ksorbs He's “renovating” it to make it look like a Florida swimming pool and he gave the contract to a friend without a bidding process. It's not the end of the world, as you say, but just another example of how he ignores the law to do whatever he wants.

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@tedcruz Was Butler the attempt where his ear shows no signs of damage mere days after getting shot?
And you wonder why no one believes it was a real attempt…

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@ksorbs For the most part, the president does not control the price of gas. Unless he starts a war in the Middle East and attempts a takeover of Venezuela.