Sarra Herring

Just repeating what others are saying.

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“He told me I was limited to 5 ‘bro’s’ a day.”

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“I love crusty family dogs.”

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“Everyone I care about is at Bonnaroo.”

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“Are those family marbles!?”

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“I’m sorry, are you freehanding a dolphin?”

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“I had to make up a fake story to tell my therapist because I couldn’t bear it.”

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“Does a hammerhead shark long to see straight?”

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“Being a human 101: just don’t join a cult.”

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“Well, the secret service called me and wanted me to work the convention..”

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“He’s super into bears right now.”

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“There’s a bag-piper in our neighborhood. He stands by the window and he bagpipes.”

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“We were talking about getting married and now we’re fist bumping.”

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“I would like to be sick and be sent to the coast.”

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“I just would never assume my husband would throw a firework at me.”

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“I saved it for later so I can get mad about it again.”

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“Also… he sins.”

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“Ope, let me package up my crisis.”

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“I wish I could text my bird. Right now.”

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“My mom was out in the middle of a lake fighting an eagle for this duck.”

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“I prefer men in pants and shoes.”

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“No, I didn’t know about the funeral merch.”