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fresh fries

[saragypsy @sarrrrra]

Metallica concert - 10 min in: "I have a butt rash already" - @autopilot_andy

[Headspace @Headspace]

Nothing to get wigged out about here but we appear to have made @fallontonight. #Hairspace https://t.co/0Ae2k5GLsY

[saragypsy @sarrrrra]

@thejoefasho if you start the tweet tagging me then it's a direct reply, if you just tweet then everyone following you will see it

[saragypsy @sarrrrra]

It's @thejoefasho !!!!! #bienvenidos

[saragypsy @sarrrrra]

When you know just enough Spanish for someone to let you hitchhike with them..... #Mexico

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

'I've developed so many friends.'

Humans 'make' friends, Donald. They 'make' them.

#debate

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

She got Bin Laden; you didn't even get an Emmy. #debate

[saragypsy @sarrrrra]

I want to go to Japan next because I imagine my butthole would always be really clean there

[saragypsy @sarrrrra]

Italy's napkin game is so strong. Everywhere I go, the finest of napkins.

[saragypsy @sarrrrra]

I fucking hate pretending I'm civilized enough to eat my pizza with a fork and knife

[saragypsy @sarrrrra]

#staygone

[saragypsy @sarrrrra]

Biebz just told me I am his funniest child. I feel great honor.

[saragypsy @sarrrrra]

Are rice cakes still healthy if you eat the whole box?

[saragypsy @sarrrrra]

Ummmmm.... So my dad got a selfie stick #WUT

[saragypsy @sarrrrra]

When you stop to get Mexican food on your way to the airport to go to Mexico...

[saragypsy @sarrrrra]

Check out the world premiere of Toxic Boy's "Hungover Again" music video! #ToxicBoySucks #HungoverAgain https://t.co/PKyFelb3pP

[saragypsy @sarrrrra]

#respectfulinterspeciesfacefuck

[Florence + the Machine @florencemachine]

The final official poster for the upcoming US tour. Thanks to @EmmeSketch #talenthouse #flofrontrow
Flo HQ x