Saristotle

📍NYC / NJ

Social Media Guru / Pun Master /
Freelance Photography 📷

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Me wondering what to do here now that fb & ig aren't acting up

[Heisenberg @rovvmut_]

Facebook and Instagram users flocking to X to check if these websites are down
#facebookdown #instagramdown

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Re-downloaded this app for the @facebook slander. #socialmediamanager

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@HannahRaae Try coming into work as a social media manager lawl

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.@Twitter today with all the attention and their bounce rate decreasing

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Only coming out of my @Twitter hiatus bc IG & FB are down

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My fave shot of spring thus far.

#nyc #centralpark #CherryBlossoms #photography

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Nothing is more fun on a Monday when you forget to transfer trains and have a longer walk to work 😅

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On this day, last year, I got overly excited when Jimmy Fallon and The Root's float went by. #MacysThanksgivingParade

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THE FLOAT I WAS WAITING FOR #MacysThanksgivingDayParade @jimmyfallon @theroots @FallonTonight

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@andre_lackey Survivor is amazing i literally binged all 40 seasons in a little over a year

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@andre_lackey Hulu has mostly every season, I reccomend to watch Africa, which is season 3 or 4. The next season on Netflix is Heros VS Villains and I reccomend watching all the seasons b4 so you don't ruin anything for yourself w/ returning players

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*my dog obsessed bf whos been dating me, a cat obsessed gf*:

"I...I think I love cats now."

#victory

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#whyilovenyc:

they see you running, they will hold those damn subway doors open...

...or just look at you with dead eyes as the doors slowly closes

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@snapchatsupport DMed you.

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Literally anytime I go on @Snapchat there's an issue. Got hacked today, wasn't about it. @snapchatsupport

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Manhattan mosquitoes in the summer:

.........ZZzzzzzzzzz..................

Manhattan mosquitoes in late fall:

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My BF and I at the same time while looking at our phones:

"ALEX TREBEK NOOOOO!!!"

#rip #ihate2020

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Leslie Knope would be SO excited rn