Sarah Gardner

[Sarah Gardner @Sarsgard19]

NYL vs. MNL. What an epic final series and final game.

[Sarah Gardner @Sarsgard19]

Me romanticizing my work travel, solo gal reading fantasy whilst dining at the bar…eating overcooked spaghetti and meatballs in an overly bright, fluorescent lights restaurant, $7 glass of wine, playing bro country and MNF. She’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s Gallup, NM.

[Sarah Gardner @Sarsgard19]

@Beyonce has us Virgo szn Renaissance tour attendees in a tizzy with this silver announcement. We needed a 1-week notice, not 2 days - we have to all travel to see you #Beyhive

[Sarah Gardner @Sarsgard19]

Me going through my Nada Surf hyper fixation again like it’s 2003 and I’m a broody freshman all over again.

[Sarah Gardner @Sarsgard19]

Someone stated Bob Ross was the original ASMR, and suddenly everything in my life makes sense. The way I used to tune in every day and nap so hard to Bob Ross, unmatched.

[Sarah Gardner @Sarsgard19]

Not me crying at rando 17 year-olds college admissions live reaction videos every time.

[Sarah Gardner @Sarsgard19]

You know it is going to be a great day when you hit your 16 multiplier on your morning pourover to the .0,

[Sarah Gardner @Sarsgard19]

Don’t worry. Jay the Thai food cart man on 16th & Cali still remembers me. All is well.

[Sarah Gardner @Sarsgard19]

Terms for arrest: someone touches me on window seat armrest, I look and it’s the shoeless foot of the woman behind me! I now feel like haz waste.

[Sarah Gardner @Sarsgard19]

Poke hit Paris since my last visit. Idea and ingredients are good, I even forgive the falafel on top. But the side of EVOO & balsamic vinegar to pour over is wrong.

[Sarah Gardner @Sarsgard19]

Paris really is THAT bitch.

[Sarah Gardner @Sarsgard19]

Fall is obviously the superior season, it even has a formal second name: autumn.

[Sarah Gardner @Sarsgard19]

#RENAISSANCE is 10/10. Whatever you do - do not shuffle this album, it’s too perfect and the back half of the album is THE vibe.

[Sarah Gardner @Sarsgard19]

First listen through of Renaissance. Alien Superstar - I’m here for sci-fi Beyoncé #Beyonce #RENAISSANCE

[Sarah Gardner @Sarsgard19]

WTF is this surge, demand-based ticket purchasing during presale to your fans @springsteen

[Sarah Gardner @Sarsgard19]

These JWST images are unreal. It is what my brain imagined space looking like but **artistic**

[Sarah Gardner @Sarsgard19]

And did I mention how good the summer I got pretty’s soundtrack is - flawless!

[Sarah Gardner @Sarsgard19]

The Summer I Got Pretty is perfection. I had to stay up and watch every epi. I needed this.

[Sarah Gardner @Sarsgard19]

Wow 6 fucking assholes went through with that. May they sleep well tonight because buckle up bitches - we gather, we fight and we give ‘em hell for eternity.

[Sarah Gardner @Sarsgard19]

Mustard and sriracha shortage. I’ll be entering my hibernation period. Please wake me up when we’ve properly resolved my two fave condiment shortages out.