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[🏜SARS @sarsharperross]

Just got so embarrassed. Was using one Dyson vacuum attachment to clean another and unlocked some--- post toy story trauma I've been carrying around for 30 years- terrified that every object is secretly sentient. Call HR.

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@THIRDLOOKintern So just hear me out, it’s like the pedestrian version of manspreading..

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@popstarbenny I love all the comments that are like pshhh nahhh.. like do you have a budget app? do you just have a credit card you can’t pay off w a crazy APR that’s gonna bite u in the ass later on? Who’s even paying for your phone service? DO YOU HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE. WHAT ABOUT YOUR DOG?

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I really need the mics muted when it's not their turn #PresidentialDebate #conch #🐚

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I'm going to start keeping a log for parties I go to. gonna call it technolog. lol

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the guy sitting next to me on the LIRR watching what appears to be a Nest Cam video of a family sitting and talking at table in a kitchen. I have questions.

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@clare big Me

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@ENAML YES

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soooOo where that AIM reboot app ??

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a tease like hbo bufferring tn

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

too much emphasis is put on originality. Feel free to take ideas and update them at your will all great artist take and update! https://t.co/wzQJT5cAO0

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went to the mall on long island today (a wed@2pm) +witnessed someone shouting in general direction of apple genius bar how they know they're stealing their data ++ a person intermittently sobbing/wailing in an empty aritzia. so.. i guess im doing relatively ok after all. lol.

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@_Qrion_ me every weekend tho https://t.co/Ktm2rfkgOr

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@clare attn + good interviewing skills = ya probably therapy

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@box_eyes amazing tile work

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so anyway, how many couples' do u think have Such Great Heights as "their song" ?

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mmmmok. u feeling up to 60%?

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@clare literally, hi.

[Desmond @desmondhwong]

If you then you don't don't love deserve me at my me at my

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50 hexadecimal shades of grey: ux your sex life