Sara

Frequent fire swamp vacationer

[Sara @sarsy8]

This might be the first social@media voting I’ve ever taken part in because DUH #votelizzovmas #votelizzovma idk which is the right one 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Sara @sarsy8]

I choose to live every day like it’s #NationalNappingDay

Amirite @Drewa25 ???

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The high is -12 on Wednesday you say? *still buys BOGO ice cream* #dontletthemankeepyoudown

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My Uber driver’s profile said she was rated highly for ���great conversation.” The only thing she said to me was “hello,” so I also rated her highly for great conversation.

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If NEB #12 isn’t known as Gifford the Big Red Dawg, what is Nebraska even doing??

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Roombas are more interactive, adult versions of Tamagotchis

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Hey pals just checking in, haven’t tweeted in 1098 days. What’s happened in your lives? Who am I even following? Are you still funny?

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Lifting at LA Fitness is exactly like every mechanical engineering class I took: 2 girls and 75 guys #2girls1freeweightsection

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My job is slowly turning me into Mugatu #IFEELLIKEIMTAKINGCRAZYPILLS

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If a dude said that to me I would've responded with "lol k thx bye *hair flip*" so props to Kaitlyn for using complete sentences.

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"I'd like to toast to honesty and to tonight when I'm going to make out with at least 5 guys."

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Ian, you're a wet noodle in serious denial about your baldness. Get over yourself.

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Medtronic moving their headquarters to Dublin but sending out bonuses on the 4th of July #MERICA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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"My name's Jon Snow. I'm Lord Commander of the Nights Watch. I'm 6 weeks sober."

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JJ looks like he just has his wisdom teeth removed.

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Did the guys shave for sumo wrestling?

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Kupah Troopa is OUT

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WAIT the "healer" made in through the first night?!

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Middle aged dudes beings weirdly relevant as a boy band is everything I love about America

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NKOTB intro is We Dem Boyz >>>>>>