👑 sarah 👑

fight for your cappuccino

[👑 sarah 👑 @sarticee]

"does anybody need to stop at Target?" "Um I don't need to but I would LOVE to"

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

How it feels after you calm down

[👑 sarah 👑 @sarticee]

lady at the liquor store made a joke about my selection and then said "well may the fourth be with you for that" . it's october second. what did that mean

[👑 sarah 👑 @sarticee]

why do they only ever BLOW UP with the DUMBEST CONVERSATIONS when im essentially deciding between being homeless or selling as many organs as possible or just ending it already

[👑 sarah 👑 @sarticee]

being in a gc while you're going through literally hell is the embodiment of the "it's rainin sideways" clip from family guy

[👑 sarah 👑 @sarticee]

❗ it's officially birthday rewards from fast food places month ❗

[👑 sarah 👑 @sarticee]

pittsburg

[Pukicho @pukicho]

We’re updating our end user license agreement. We can just kill you now whenever we want.

[T @dfwtee_]

my fear of abandonment? well that comes form my experience of being abandoned.

[👑 sarah 👑 @sarticee]

bf was working on a car at his dad's house and when his grandma heard me she got so excited she shouted down the stairs "Sarah is that you!!!" and notified everyone in the house and came downstairs because she missed me i dead ass almost cried i think I found the right people

[👑 sarah 👑 @sarticee]

bf made a joke at the vet yesterday about one of our cats having only two brain cells and the vets got offended by it which genuinely made me not trust them a little bit

[madison @madison_tayt]

it’s unhealthy and delusional to think every single thing is a “bit”, “performative”, “performance art”, or “trolling”

i know you’re all trying to avoid the embarrassment of possibly not being in on a joke but you’re letting objectively harmful things slide to protect your ego

[lungs @pleadedguilt]

That alcohol will have me Communicating

[👑 sarah 👑 @sarticee]

that's cute. i want him to d*e

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

When this man returns to Pennsylvania as a citizen, I want his Sheetz and Wawa rewards cards revoked. I want his shorts sewn into pants. His hoodies turned into crewnecks. May his pretzels always be stale. His hoagies all onions. His turkey hill iced tea sour. His ATV tires flat.

[👑 sarah 👑 @sarticee]

@w3ndyir3n3 my options are either tweet about it or fight my dad and unfortunately i have to wait at least two and a half more months to fight my dad so :/

[👑 sarah 👑 @sarticee]

dad pulled a "is Hollywood trying to make Chris Hansen look bad" and then asked if we were all going to see doomsday while he's here for a month for the holidays. it's like not even funny anymore

[abee?🦉 @abeeszn]

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

[👑 sarah 👑 @sarticee]

im about to pick a direction and just start walking

[👑 sarah 👑 @sarticee]

i may have a handle on not overreacting to every little thing but i certainly cannot stop myself from going straight up to the line of needing 302'd at every big thing which, for the record, is every fucking thing !!!

[👑 sarah 👑 @sarticee]

im trying very hard to be a responsible and rational adult who does not overreact to every little thing but jesus fucking christ i don't know how much more of this bullshit i can take