Sartoreality

Pop culture enthusiast + Idealistic slacker + LFC

[Sartoreality @sartoreality]

You won’t be the only one emotional that day Virg 😭😭

[AS @Anfield_Sector]

Interviewer: “I wouldn’t have you down as an emotional guy.”

Virgil van Dijk: “Haha, you’re going to see it though in the future eventually when I have to walk out of the club and it will be a very emotional day. It’s been an incredible journey.” 💔🇳🇱

[@SkySportsPL] #LFC

[Sartoreality @sartoreality]

People who didn’t watch players outside of YouTube highlight are so funny 😂 Zidane was twice as good as KDB and I say that fully appreciating how fantastic KDB was and one of the best the PL has ever seen. Zidane was twice as good. And that’s really not an exaggeration

[Shubham Tanna @shubhamjtanna]

Just above average for the fame he gets, he's lucky kdb wasn't around at the same time as him

[Sartoreality @sartoreality]

@May_lfcf1 Nah hard disagree. With everything he went through he reached a level no one from that background should. He achieved success beyond expectations. And it wasn’t sustainable for him. But now he’s healthy and happy and found something that works for him. This is a Dele W

[Sartoreality @sartoreality]

The fact that we used to have a team where literally every player would be involved in our build up play 😭 Pass forward first midfielders and fullbacks, instead of the sideways passing a lot of them resort to now 🤦🏿‍♂️

[Oga @UsamaAjiya]

Dad, what was it like under Jurgen Klopp?

[Sartoreality @sartoreality]

@Parisdreams_emp I don’t agree with the swap and want Flo to show how good he is. BUT this would improve team balance. Olise for Wirtz puts Dom back at 10, so we dont need a creative 10. You can use Dom’s work rate which hugely helped Grav and Mac. With Flo at 10, currently the balance is so off

[Sartoreality @sartoreality]

@AnfieldUltra20 @k4comps Araujo has come in - a defender who can actually defend at RB, we have 3 consecutive clean sheets.

So you want to play Dom there who, can’t tackle, has no danger awareness and zero positional discipline… because he’s NOT a defender, and never will be. Make it make sense 🤦🏿‍♂️

[Moody Bastard @Boss__Tha]

Danny Dyer chatting absolute bollocks here.

Football clubs aren’t fookin postcode #LFC became one of the biggest clubs on the planet because generations of people from every corner of the world fell in love with the club.

You don’t need an L postcode to understand what Liverpool FC means.

Support who you want. Just don’t change clubs when they turn to shite. That’s the fookin rule. #YNWA

[Sartoreality @sartoreality]

There is no world where Hugo Ekitike is already a better all round footballer than Virgil Van Dijk still is.

[ً @k4comps]

I don’t think I’m crazy at all for thinking he’s the best all round footballer at the club

[Sartoreality @sartoreality]

Comparing what one manager did after winning us only our second ever premiere league to what a manager is doing a few months into the job 🤦🏿‍♂️

These people cannot be serious

[Anfield Lounge @AnfieldLounge]

Arne Slot in Ibiza on his holidays. Meanwhile, Andoni Iraola is in Liverpool watching and supporting young future footballers.

The investment is worth it. Even if Iraola doesn’t win anything, he’s already making an impact on these kids. They’ll remember moments like this for years.

That’s what being part of a community is about.

[Sartoreality @sartoreality]

@OginiSolomon 1) The French attack had already completely changed from Olise and Cherki being introduced before Doue. The THREE changes made the difference

2) PSG didn’t want to sell Doue. Doue didn’t want to leave. It was a nonstarter. It’s not remotely complicated to understand

[Sartoreality @sartoreality]

Fake Liverpool fans are just the worst. 7 games into a season under a new manager. You can’t make up this kind of stupidity 🤦🏿‍♂️

[Dahir 🦁🦁🦁 @dahirmo17]

Either we bring back #66 or get Olise but regardless Squirtz is time is over

[Sartoreality @sartoreality]

3 x 100m+ players (Wirtz, Isak, Barcola) + 1 x <100m player (Ekitike) = almost billion in the mind of an Arsenal fan 🤣🤣

Its not even half a billion. Basic maths, my word 🤦🏿‍♂️

Those guys are never beating the stupidity allegations 😂

[Emzel @Emzyl_]

It’s weird how everyone is just okay with them being shit, I mean Carragher talks about it every now and then bcos he’s a pool fan, but Pool spend almost a billion to assemble that attack yet Gakpo is their best attacker and everyone is pretending it’s okay

[Sartoreality @sartoreality]

You can only either have no eyes or no brain to say that Jacquet hasn’t been good in the Prem so far. Kid has been immaculate, literally just as good as VVD so far. What a horrible take 🤣🤣

[MILES @Nuchim_x]

They signed him and allowed him to play
He hasn’t been so good in the epl but you see how consistent game time is making him better and better everyday?

[َ @CongestTheBox]

Dissing Salah’s passing now? SAY NO MORE.

[Sartoreality @sartoreality]

@ShavySerbes @lfc_nick_ The fact that to compare to Mo Salah’s goal tally in a single season you need to bring up Raheems goals AND assist over a calendar year 🤣🤣

[Sartoreality @sartoreality]

@thfcElPresident @topspuds What an insane take 😂

Like being in the top 10-20 players of all professional footballers in the entire world isn’t an utterly remarkable achievement. If he becomes that good, that is incredible. What are you on 🤦🏿‍♂️

[Sartoreality @sartoreality]

In news that is 1) no surprise to literally anyone 2) not praiseworthy to anyone with common sense - a forward scores goals at a faster rate than a midfielder 🤦🏿‍♂️

[AFC Don @AFCDon14]

🚨BREAKING: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Bukayo Saka reaches 17goals for England and equals David Beckham's tally in 55 less appearances.

Starboy 🌟

[Sartoreality @sartoreality]

@nonewthing A 21 year old can’t stabilise a defence all by himself?

Obviously not. Why would anyone expect that of a kid?

What an absurd thing to say 😂😂

[Sartoreality @sartoreality]

I love Flo and it’s such class movement and touch, but Puskas worthy? Behave 😂

[Space | ™ @ITKSpace]

Puskás.

Nothing more, nothing less.

By any measure, a historic goal that will be talked about for generations, replayed fifty years from now and shown to children as one of those rare moments when football stopped being a sport and became art.

[Sartoreality @sartoreality]

@noorAbooow @yakobper90 Let me know when Saliba comes second in the Balon Dor rankings. VVD alongside the greats of all time… whereas Saliba… ?