Sarty McHottenheimer

Chewing that clock since ‘84

[Sarty McHottenheimer @sartyball91]

Maybe instead of trying to put a team overseas, the NFL could get their shit together and have their Redzone streaming work for week 1.

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Get your piss hot! Border War Eve! @ParyGinkel @RolanNichardson

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@ParyGinkel @RolanNichardson
They must be stopped

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@ParyGinkel Bastards

[Sarty McHottenheimer @sartyball91]

You weenies! Get that tarp up and get on the field!

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

Just a little bit of rain in St. Louis 😅

(via @TriciaWhitaker)

[Sarty McHottenheimer @sartyball91]

Jets already starting their dumpster fire for 2026?

[Talkin’ Giants @TalkinGiants]

Current scene at MetLife. It’s actually on fire.

[Sarty McHottenheimer @sartyball91]

Biggest take from the draft- the dog should’ve had the couch to start with. Know your role, humans.

[NFL @NFL]

.@DelpOscar's dog stole his spot on the couch after he was drafted 😂 (via @georgiafootball)

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[Sarty McHottenheimer @sartyball91]

Hmm. It’s like the NFL set a precedent with Shedeur that we won’t take QB’s who act like an asshat. Have fun in Canada.

[Polymarket Football @PolymarketBlitz]

Diego Pavia chose not to get an agent.

“Ain’t nobody taking my money.”

Pavia went undrafted and no longer has money to take.

[Sarty McHottenheimer @sartyball91]

Maybe don’t be an arrogant bastard next time?

[B/R Gridiron @brgridiron]

Diego Pavia has gone undrafted.

[B/R Gridiron @brgridiron]

Diego Pavia has gone undrafted.

[Sarty McHottenheimer @sartyball91]

Your ass better be worth 3 picks.

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

#LSU CB Mansoor Delane to the #Chiefs.

[Sarty McHottenheimer @sartyball91]

Guess the upside for playing for Al Jr. is being in Vegas and not Oakland. Kid might still want to figure out how to play baseball.

[NFL @NFL]

Heisman. National Champ. No. 1 overall pick. Raider.

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[Sarty McHottenheimer @sartyball91]

Draft Day Eve. I hear some really excited baby mamas out there.

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The Colts were a pain in the Chiefs’ ass in the 90s. But, man does it feel good to hear people yell CHIEFS during the national anthem in Indy tonight.

Oh, and not even during a football game. Hoosier daddy, now?

[Sarty McHottenheimer @sartyball91]

CB Bucknor’s umpiring might generate more bullshit than the Dutton Ranch.

[NFL @NFL]

AD moving 150 pound dumbbells like it's nothing 😳

(via @AaronDonald97)

[Sarty McHottenheimer @sartyball91]

Can’t wait to fade some NRFI’s today.

[Sarty McHottenheimer @sartyball91]

I don’t care what the NCAA says, put Pitino’s banner back up in Louisville. Make sure it’s hanging off a stripper pole.