ur mom's gf

it is what it is

[ur mom's gf @sarxbear0]

@beadtweets2 me and my husband saw u from across the bar and we really like ur vibe

[ur mom's gf @sarxbear0]

too many babies around here these days. you guys need to be having more gay sex.

[ur mom's gf @sarxbear0]

@42GM_ slay

[ur mom's gf @sarxbear0]

i’m eating chili wbu

[ur mom's gf @sarxbear0]

who up fopping their beado

[ur mom's gf @sarxbear0]

@rava my name is skylar white yo

[ur mom's gf @sarxbear0]

one of my pt’s family members told me to “run away” from going into psychiatry bc she “could tell i actually care about my patients and this will keep (me) up at night”

[ur mom's gf @sarxbear0]

been spending a smidge too much time in the corners of my brain

[ur mom's gf @sarxbear0]

@rava it’s ok queen, me too

[ur mom's gf @sarxbear0]

let’s stay playful together

[ur mom's gf @sarxbear0]

@Yelluted thank you

[ur mom's gf @sarxbear0]

i’m attracted to charlie day but only in a gay way

[ur mom's gf @sarxbear0]

zap my brain for a quickie (seizure) and maybe i’ll feel joy again

[ur mom's gf @sarxbear0]

damn maybe i need ect

[ur mom's gf @sarxbear0]

the self-proclaimed feminist and/or "nice guy" that regularly interrupts their women friends in conversation but never does it to other dudes

[ur mom's gf @sarxbear0]

get so tired trying to solo q games and people don’t know how to play the fucking game

[ur mom's gf @sarxbear0]

they lincoln logged the dogs

[ur mom's gf @sarxbear0]

postulating and planning, call it progression

[ur mom's gf @sarxbear0]

miss u 😡

[ur mom's gf @sarxbear0]

but also pls cut your carbon emissions girly pop, love ya

[ur mom's gf @sarxbear0]

i was never obsessed w taylor swift but it honestly makes me so happy to see how much joy she brings people