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A dating app that matches you based on tweets you favorite

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I think it could really spice up the olympics if the commentators knew nothing about their respective sports. Just every day people sharing their initial reactions about synchronized diving.

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I’ve lived among these people for almost 30 years and I can say with 100% certainty that this sign is a lie

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@Blaiza1 Straight up

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Me after drinking an entire bottle of wine and one drop of water: I am the epitome of health

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Normalize starting a gift registry without having to get married

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My 26 yo work friend and I have a lot in common- like for instance he just had a baby and I just got a cat

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@kmaddd FUCK YES 🌟

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@preiss_is_right “I rescue animals not crackheads” 😂

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@DPiddy10 You good dude?

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@notsamsaywhat Wait this is also my street!

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@OH_MAN_IT_MRAND It never goes away

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@ChrisLloydMS This is fantastic

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I am not fully convinced that this virus isn’t the world’s way of preventing the inevitable come back of Bermuda shorts this summer

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@preiss_is_right I think about this constantly

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@ChrisLloydMS @theesandman9 Also didn’t he fall off of his broom not once, but twice?

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Yo anyone still watching westworld, I need to TALK

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I spilled red wine on my parents couch, twice: a quarantine story

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@OH_MAN_IT_MRAND I’m up for a road trip!

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@OH_MAN_IT_MRAND What do people use their lynx bucks for then!