If I had a penny for every time a tall blond serenaded a Kansas City man last night, I would have two pennies, which isn’t a lot but it’s still funny that it happened twice.
In college I wrote my 20-page senior thesis the night before it was due in a few hours while binging The Office. I spent 7 hours on my dissertation in complete silence today and wrote 3.5 pages. What has happened to me?