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starboy
🇩🇪 awper for Lop's Bakery

[sascha @saschaCS2]

i am overworked and underfucked

[low quality counter-strike memes @CSlowqmemes]

COUNTER STRIKE

sponsored by @clashdotgg

[sascha @saschaCS2]

@abp_cs @atylacs pov you are atyla

[Florian Plettenberg @Plettigoal]

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE | World Cup return decided: Julian Nagelsmann brings Manuel Neuer back as Germany’s No. 1 - DONE DEAL ✔️

Unless something extraordinary happens and provided his substitution against Köln (calf) has no serious consequences, 40 y/o Neuer will return to the Germany squad for the upcoming World Cup. Neuer, Nagelsmann and Rudi Völler have reached an agreement after very good talks and meetings in recent weeks.

Neuer retired from international football on 21 August 2024 - now the comeback. The final Germany World Cup squad will be announced on 21 May. @SkySportDE 🇩🇪

[lmbraum @muellerlovv]

i love drawing bayern players like my life depends on it #joshuakimmich

[Midnite @midnite]

The UEFA handball rule

[k̲en @sampveils]

SON ITS BEEN 3 DAYS WHAT THE FUCK DOCI SAY TO THIS

[WetWillie @WetWilliey]

Radford University is looking for a CS player for fall 2026
-Private practice room in a brand new esports facility
-Undergrad scholarships available
-Lan travel/fees are covered
-Division 1 University
-University apartments are affordable
-Main xp and Level 10 preferred

[CS2 @CounterStrike]

Welc☢️me back.

[sascha @saschaCS2]

@sxstemCS hes a great player and really nice guy for sure!

[sascha @saschaCS2]

biggest faceit update of 2026

the block list now shows the last played match of each user so you can unblock inactive people easier

[Félix de Bedout @fdbedout]

“Los alemanes son gente muy fría y poco emocional” :
La narración del gol de Lucho Díaz.

[𝓑𝓪𝓫𝓪𝓷 𝓝𝓪𝓭𝓲𝓪 @Ay_teey]

@FabrizioRomano Look at him crawling like a grasshopper 😂

[sascha @saschaCS2]

@AlekScsgo Sennheiser IE 100 Pros, good quality and not too expensive

[sascha @saschaCS2]

@LordOPies @FACEITcs @ESEA @AGN_95 @Anarchyz11 @JMZtc we gonna talk about the virgin voyages cruise gay tab?

[sascha @saschaCS2]

@dankonecs2 @caturr0cs Valid shout, this is proabbly the case because I remember seeing some faceit rating stats get leaked on some select match pages

[sascha @saschaCS2]

You can see some of the unreleased faceit stats like FACEIT rating already, if you go to profile -> statistics -> then click the left arrow where it says showing matches, then click the right arrow you can reload that part of the match history and see your rating

[sascha @saschaCS2]

@caturr0cs I don’t think so, just becuase I definitely didn’t play 200+ pugs after it was announced 😭

[Bailey Klemmensen @iiKlemm]

Competitive gamers: if you get anxious from stimulants, you're probably dehydrated.

Most stimulants increase urination.

Just a ~0.5% water loss:
↑ Anxiety
↑ Perceived difficulty
↓ Mood

If you’re not drinking at least 100oz of water daily, you’re throwing my elo.