sasha

raised by amy winehouse and trixie mattel

[rosa palmeirao @sefodamforever]

jack antonoff divorciado e corno, adam driver está na cova e a próxima é você lorde todos que se levantaram contra nossa suserana lena dunham estão amaldiçoados

[Jimmy @jimmmyro]

You name your babe lilac heaven after your iPhone 11

[alex @dishwater_blond]

This is very selfish of them to me because it creates an inconsistency in Lana’s discography. They should have stayed together out of reverence for Lana.

[R @rjb_1998]

I fear you might just be a pervert sorry

[gnorp @gnorpe]

how it fucking feels

[kage @sukikage_]

“are u ok” im literally a forest fire and i am the forest and i am the witness watching it

[ཧ ★ @yessimdave]

when life gives you 3 good days in a row and you already know it’s building momentum for something worse

[laweta działa @lawetadziala]

we immaterial

[be @althoughsg]

*chego no casamento da minha amiga
*faço um discurso dizendo que futebol americano é coisa de viado
*saio

[sasha @sashabob]

at my job where i scroll twitter and answer a few phone calls

[noufa ❀ LIV DAY @chenslivia]

she’s just like me #noshame

[z @0ravoice]

might i suggest you dont fuck with my sis

[. @playboicurrryy]

high difficulty level escape room concept: u are laying in bed and u have one hour to get out of bed

[𝜗℘ @lacedli]

The kindest thing literature does is remind you that your peculiar little feelings have always existed. Someone, in some century, was equally confused by love, bored by society, tired of performing, and hungry for meaning.

[blaire @pissshit90001]

I am literally never drinking again until around maybe Friday at 7pm

[^ ^ @bitesyourneck]

your misbehaving boyfriend isnt funny to me take him to the shelter and have him euthanized

[lil piss baby @11kmrn]

sometimes you date somebody and think you’re asexual. other times you date somebody and think you’re a sex addict. #duality