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[sasha @sashabora]

hello boys... I am here and ready to be mean to you!!!!

[sasha @sashabora]

Watcha know bout rollin down in the deep when your brain goes numb you can call it mental freeze

[sasha @sashabora]

eyez

[sasha @sashabora]

ted doesn’t know Twitter and he doesn’t need to

[sasha @sashabora]

feeling Chewbacca-esque

[sasha @sashabora]

when I see pictures like this sometimes I think we need mandated military service

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

I cannot stop staring at Shawn Mendes’ smoothie squad

[Kara @mylifeiskara]

IS THERE A GAME ON EVERY NIGHT??? This is so anti women

[Nicole Polizzi @snooki]

Pretending i broke my neck to get of my shift at the pizzeria to day drink.

[that one wasian whose lowkey snatched @osamabishounen]

imagine how bad you have to fuck up as a cop to get sent to lincoln nebraska from china

[sasha @sashabora]

big sisters love to believe they are the backbone of society

[sasha @sashabora]

we need to reinstate the gold standard except with Costco hot dogs

[sasha @sashabora]

changed the course of history

[sasha @sashabora]

heard from an official source Niall isn’t Irish

[Niall Horan @NiallOfficial]

Couldn’t celebrate St. Patrick’s Day alone. @POTUS

[sasha @sashabora]

there’s too many people that ask random people questions on the street

[sasha @sashabora]

I just want to be a full time Trader Joe’s shopper

[sasha @sashabora]

I feel bad for the players bc they don’t get to watch Rihanna

[sasha @sashabora]

ketchup is so good and if you don’t like it somethings wrong w you

[sasha @sashabora]

I love when churches look like office buildings

[sasha @sashabora]

@ritsagia you’re triggering the Econ major in me

[sasha @sashabora]

might need therapy or a large iced coffee