sasha

duval

[cee @1ovesickkk]

i honestly think life is pretty great as long as i am always distracted and dont think about anything for too long

[rye @v_osamu]

randomly missing people you literally hate and don't want back in your life

[BRI @BriMalandro]

My grandad used to say “half the day already gone” if you wake up after 9am and I thought it was so funny and dramatic but I get him now

[ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[LJ 🦧 @crotchner2]

i do think former party girls have an easier time with motherhood because it’s like staying up til 3am then functioning like normal? no problem! constantly overstimulated? don’t even notice. loud environments? love! weird men around? clocked instantly. dancing? got that down too

[steak sandwich @chudology]

ever since i was a little kid i knew i wanted to go missing or die after an argument so the other person would feel bad

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(sitting back down at my wfh dual monitor setup after a 1.5 hour lunch, carrying 4 different caffeinated beverages) Alright. Back to the fucking mines

[✨ Fanática 🧞‍♀️🍃✨🍉 @crankyboricua]

imagine working with tom tom jax and scheana i would feel like a rocket scientist

[EsDeeKid @esdeekidd]

are you climbing this mountain for the world to see you or to see the world

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

that before bed motivation be crazy like damn ima change the world tomorrow then you wake up with a change of heart like nah mamdani got it

[kage @sukikage_]

you really could be DEPRESSED for MONTHS and the only thing people will notice about you is how easily you get irritated

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

Pretty privilege is one thing, but my personality privilege has gotten me very far in life… Opportunities are endless when ppl like/love you

[hersch @tittyrespecter]

is there a way to permanently be under the effects of 2 beers and 3 cigarettes?

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

tony soprano summer (making no progress in therapy, eating ice cream sundaes, staring forlornly at swimming pools, watching old movies)

[nolan @oomfs_lore]

come on skinny love just last the year

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

My parents at 27: Making good progress on the mortgage. We are established lawyers and educators. Time to have children soon.

Me at 27: Ok…if I’m having Movie Theater Popcorn Dinner (salty) I should probably balance it with Ice Cream Lunch (sweet)

[sasha @sashabski]

@concernedmuffin @HousewivesHub i’m pretty sure he just posted a pic with her on his story this past weekend so unfortunately no

[corb @awshuqs]

I don’t want to be a fat fucking chud anymore

[Vanessa @Nessakins_]

You know what’s never given me parasitic diarrhea? This

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

How it feels buying an energy drink at the gas station while filling up your car