Sasha Gerhard

[Sasha Gerhard @sashagerhard]

i really can’t believe that when I changed my birth year from 1998 to 1999 twitter deleted my account and made me email them a picture of my license to confirm that I said I was 13 when I made my twitter but really I was 12 and apparently that’s not ok

[Sasha Gerhard @sashagerhard]

@Masspalachian I hope you’re also doing amazing!

[prance @bocxtop]

after 21 every birthday becomes a threat

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

There is no baby on board. Feel free to crash into this car 👍

[Sasha Gerhard @sashagerhard]

@valdowney #neverok #itsfineimfine

[Sasha Gerhard @sashagerhard]

@valdowney mom sees all

[A-A-RON @A_ARON_3]

States are giving out a “back to work” bonus so people will get off unemployment. How about a “been working this whole damn time” bonus?

[Chloe Flossie @ChloeFlossie]

Bro people look down on drug addicts while they’re addicted to their phone, food, a person and have a drinking problem. We’re all dabbling in escapism, yours is just more socially acceptable

[James @CaucasianJames]

my brita’s empty. and who’s gonna fill it up? fucking me. unbelievable

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

ur weird as hell if ur one of those people like "i hate cats." whats ur problem bud. they literally have little paws

[Michael Beschloss @BeschlossDC]

Yes, remember that the United States Constitution says that “no Person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress” who “shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against" the Constitution, “or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof."

[Joshh . @Highly_SleptOn]

AP Gov & US History gone go STUPID in 15 years....

[w @thatgayWill]

The Colosseum in Rhode Island

[nicole @nicolekenney47]

do you have an emotional attachment to your comfy or are you normal?

[Amy Walter @Drinkofwalter]

Kids are not falling behind. They are surviving a pandemic.

[vee @veeortega]

i genuinely can’t believe that drake bell changed his name and left the country and became a spanish pop artist what the fuck