chickenAlfredo

digital treacherous twin engineer

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@the_P_God The modern urbanite has created a simulacrum of tracking for food to escape a sterile, overly convenient environment using our ancient hunter-gather survival software from the Pleistocene epoch to create scarcity heuristics with gamified morning pastries and protein wraps

[Dividend Hero @HeroDividend]

They say your first $1 trillion is the hardest

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@Dios_0ficial Can I bet on this?

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@mabrukix That's how you know it won't go through

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@preset_2m3

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Nimekua nikicheza na maisha at this point nafaa tu kuendelea btw

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Mambo ni mengi masaa ni machache

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Kuna vitu A.I inafanyanga enye ata sikua najua inaeza fanya mpaka najiuliza what's the limit? Like inakaa aje uki itumia kama pro

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@scorsesebabyyy

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@ellad3vi

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@olliefirth_ I'm hearing saxophones

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@GermaniaZongdu Would switch chinese "dishonesty" with absurdism and surrealism. Anglos on the other hand are the most facetious/sardonic depending on the situation. Germans are correctly viewed as deadpan.

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@SamJDean Winning trophies will make your fashion house more prestigious

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@richard_normal The bloat team

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@zainab_twt Children always think their parents aren't cool

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@hecubian_devil Those slaves weren't considered "white" back then.

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@coldvinga Can't wait for international break to be over

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@quirked_up_anzu I've genuinely been radicalized

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@kae1enftbl_ Hopefully the "I'm the captain now" gimmick can stop and he can chase the Ballon d'Or