Sasha Ross

send your cutest delivery person

[Sasha Ross @sashasinger44]

Let’s not forget our roots now folks, stay humble

[Sasha Ross @sashasinger44]

The show @searchpartymax is so unhinged

[Sasha Ross @sashasinger44]

My mom just bought a makeup organizer and said “yayyy now we can get whoreganized” 😂😐

[Sasha Ross @sashasinger44]

Online shopping thoughts:

Do I really want this swimsuit or do I actually just want the girl that’s modeling it?

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

My back hurts but I deserve it

[Muted. Argue with yourself. @___inCANdescent]

I be at Trader Joe’s with no list just vibes

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

replace all the vowels in an animal with O.

I’ll go first: chomponzoo

[Sasha Ross @sashasinger44]

@ShelbyHoag Lol I got banned from hinge, I think hoes get mad when you don’t reply so they report you

[Sasha Ross @sashasinger44]

If your friends don’t encourage you to throw some ass get new friends

[Sasha Ross @sashasinger44]

@_simonov Come onnnn you can find a more recent gif than that!

[Sasha Ross @sashasinger44]

Can’t get corona if you chug a whole bottle of apple cider vinegar

[Sasha Ross @sashasinger44]

If I posted the videos I sent to my friends on snap to tiktok I swear I’d be famous already

[Sasha Ross @sashasinger44]

To Connor from hinge: sorry I can’t match with you I already matched with a different Connor and it’ll be too hard to tell one mediocre white guy with the same name to the next

[Sasha Ross @sashasinger44]

I have an emotional forklift

[Miguel @MAvilesElrod]

@thejulianbass He’s shooting his shot, please help me shoot mine! All love to @thejulianbass though, just trying get my name out there as well 😅. Being Black and PR, Miles was the first time I saw my race and ethnic identity as a hero on the big screen. I currently study acting at UMich

[yaya @malyelff]

i will literally make out with my friends platonically y’all are weird

[Sasha Ross @sashasinger44]

“Bro your girlfriend didn’t stab you bc she’s a Scorpio, don’t give us a bad rap, she stabbed you bc she’s a psychopath” @eloahjones

[Sasha Ross @sashasinger44]

Just got told I look like the scrappy version of Megan fox...I’m considering it a win

[BOY FROM ILORIN 💛💜🇳🇬 @Michaelangelo_D]

@yungfuckinge It's a really interesting watch, their so called "tolerance" couldn't allow them to comprehend them being racists https://t.co/Wfj6zEDpTP