Sasha

Diet Coke advocate

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Prosciutto is so good until it starts tasting like missing people

[kyle @ipsumkyle]

let a girl merge into my lane on the highway and she did a half heart in the window and i did the other half back. the sort of experience you miss out on in a “walkable city”

[Sasha @SashaZitter]

U look like you’d know the difference between misinformation and disinformation

[Sasha @SashaZitter]

Just wait til all two of my friends hear about this !

[Sasha @SashaZitter]

What would bushwick men do if mustaches were banned

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Had a rough one last night

[Sasha @SashaZitter]

Friend describing another man’s aura at a party: he wants to be Rodrick but he’s actually Fregley.

[Sasha @SashaZitter]

@justinbtwww Ayo?

[Sasha @SashaZitter]

@justinbtwww All of the above I fear

[JACK @chigbopis]

Hello 5th grade teacher here, we typically do this because we hate our students and want them all to die

[Sasha @SashaZitter]

Eating all the chocolate chips from the trail mix bag good luck finding my waist

[Sasha @SashaZitter]

Can’t stand JD Vance’s lollipop guild lookin ahh

[Nirmita Panchal @NirmitaPanchal]

Ahead of tonight’s debate, here is a look at where the presidential candidates stand on issues related to #mentalhealth and substance use in the US 🧵

#Debate2024 #Debatenight

[Sasha @SashaZitter]

@Skynet666JP @CanUSPolitic @LennyBernstein Oops! This was a bad take!

[adam mcintyre @theadammcintyre]

finding out the barbie movie is under 2 hours has provided me so much joy, no movie needs to be longer than 2 hours

[Sasha @SashaZitter]

@RaphaelBW I don’t know if you understand how much Bojack Horseman has changed people’s lives. I will never love a piece of art as much as I love Bojack Horseman.

[Sasha @SashaZitter]

@cbassg16 Didn’t you say you had somewhere to be?? 😭😭

[Sasha @SashaZitter]

@cbassg16 @h3h3productions Nobody GOTCHA’d you bro.. you just came in unprepared and stupid as shit