Lamzira Dzeniskevich

choose; Typical bacon maven ... Pop cultureaholic , Infuriatingly humble pop culture advocate .

[Lamzira Dzeniskevich @sasisatecedy]

R.I.P to the feelings that I had for you.

[Lamzira Dzeniskevich @sasisatecedy]

my personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there is no inbetween

[Lamzira Dzeniskevich @sasisatecedy]

i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye

[Lamzira Dzeniskevich @sasisatecedy]

the kitten behind Miley is crying diamonds and it’s making me emotional

[Lamzira Dzeniskevich @sasisatecedy]

chocolate is made of cocoa which is made from plants therefore chocolate = salad

[Lamzira Dzeniskevich @sasisatecedy]

do you ever pee and then you still have to pee after you pee but you cant pee because you just peed

[Lamzira Dzeniskevich @sasisatecedy]

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

[Lamzira Dzeniskevich @sasisatecedy]

here’s to all the kids who have never found their name on anything in a souvenir store

[Lamzira Dzeniskevich @sasisatecedy]

I just wish you would actually care...

[Lamzira Dzeniskevich @sasisatecedy]

i hate how ur born out of nowhere forced to go 2 school then get a job n work endless hours like this isnt fair wat if i wanted to be a duck

[Lamzira Dzeniskevich @sasisatecedy]

how do u delete ur feelings

[Lamzira Dzeniskevich @sasisatecedy]

its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina

[Lamzira Dzeniskevich @sasisatecedy]

dark haired boys with light eyes are the reason i struggle to survive

[Lamzira Dzeniskevich @sasisatecedy]

thinking about college is weird. thinking about being an adult is weird. are u sure im not 12? im pretty sure im still 12

[Lamzira Dzeniskevich @sasisatecedy]

i love making people who already hate me hate me even more

[Lamzira Dzeniskevich @sasisatecedy]

If we're in a car and I love the song on the radio and you turn it down to tell me something, please know that I now hate you.

[Lamzira Dzeniskevich @sasisatecedy]

“are you athletic” haha yeah i wear sports bras sometimes lmao

[Lamzira Dzeniskevich @sasisatecedy]

no matter how close i think i am with someone there’s always someone before me like i’m literally never someone’s first option

[Lamzira Dzeniskevich @sasisatecedy]

nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom

[Lamzira Dzeniskevich @sasisatecedy]

being famous must be so hard they probably have to shave their legs like everyday