sassy

Sasquatch

[alani 🇮🇶🇺🇸🇳🇴🇳🇱 @stargirllani]

just got demolished by haaland and we have to face mbappe & friends in a week

[. @NayfChels]

Oh my god palmer was englands face of the new Nike add and it’s gonna get canned 💔💔💔

[💫 @roqueXI]

We finished fucking 10th just post the damn kit and keep it moving son

[- @NotPaneen]

Oi this club is actually fucked

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Who cares about that, do you not see Zohran wearing insignia of a genocidal terrorist organization

[. @AC15ii_]

😭

[Neal 🇦🇺 @NealGardner_]

How do you assemble the most expensive squad in history, only to finish 10th, ceding a European spot to a newly promoted side?

Chelsea is the worst project in football.

[lsé 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇧🇦🇸🇳 @elarionaa]

just sad.
long away from 2021.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: A video currently going viral on social media appears to show that Patrick Dorgu’s goal may actually go down as an own goal.

The footage suggests the ball hit the crossbar before going in off Bart Verbruggen’s hand.

If confirmed, this could mean that Bruno Fernandes has NOT broken the assist record.

[Pys @CFCPys]

This squad is the most immature team I’ve ever seen, Caicedo and Cucurella just pushing and shoving people randomly off the ball and giving fouls away. What are they doing.

[🎻 @TacticalPystake]

Thats the sweet spot, hit me up @ebehdad

[Sumeet 🇺🇸 @flameosumeet]

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YOU pick the sponsor, YOU pick the sales, YOU pick the signings.

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[Matt Law @Matt_Law_DT]

Tuchel makes no apologies for leaving big names out of his World Cup squad:

- Maguire reaction “unnecessary”
- Palmer “not good enough”
- Foden “I don’t know his position”

https://t.co/vLexJNCFCX

[🇵🇹🇳🇱🇸🇳🇨🇮🇯🇵 @qxssan]

"Careful huh? Be careful"

[Rhys Jones @RhysJones29]

Fuck sake even the players are as cringe as their fans 🤢🤢🤢

[NDL Ringside @NikoOmilana]

this has been sat in their drafts for 3 years from the first time they bottled the league 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[💎🇿🇦🇵🇹 @TJayyyy_1]

Guys celebrating the league title like they’re still not clocking in for their 9-5 tomorrow, with bills inbound next week

[★ ★ ★ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @choppahwontmiss]

cole palmer