Stephanie Satler

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle, and Rock on!

[Stephanie Satler @sasmoonbeam]

Attending the MLB Draft 2021 is the GREATEST 30th birthday present EVER!! #MLBDraftLive #MLBDraft

[Stephanie Satler @sasmoonbeam]

"@TheOnion: Exit From Apartment Delayed 20 Seconds To Avoid Pleasantries With Neighbor http://t.co/SY5KHJgHhB" Story of my life...

[Stephanie Satler @sasmoonbeam]

80 degrees and a winter weather watch is in effect. Oh, springtime in Colorado...

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

[Stephanie Satler @sasmoonbeam]

Watching the game at the Tavern at Downtown! #tavernlovesco

[Stephanie Satler @sasmoonbeam]

"NPR is the table of kids with peanut allergies." #correspondentdinner

[Stephanie Satler @sasmoonbeam]

Snow day! I keep thinking of all the stuff that I could get done today, and then I realize that all I'm going to do is Netflix all day haha

[Stephanie Satler @sasmoonbeam]

Garth Brooks is too fantastic for words. What I wouldn't give to see him in concert. #ACMs

[Stephanie Satler @sasmoonbeam]

@Aange_6 It's going to be an epic summer! Beyond epic even! I can't wait!

[Stephanie Satler @sasmoonbeam]

It's official, the CDE approved my teacher's license! Yay!

[Stephanie Satler @sasmoonbeam]

I'm getting my butt kicked in Mario Party by a 3 year old and a 5 year old. No joke.

[Stephanie Satler @sasmoonbeam]

The only thing that I hate more than small talk is goodbyes

[Stephanie Satler @sasmoonbeam]

When people ask me what I’m going to do after graduation http://t.co/zTWbI2xz via @WSWCM

[Stephanie Satler @sasmoonbeam]

I should never ever be allowed near children's books. I was only supposed to find 3...I found a, uh, few more. I LOVE BOOKS!

[Stephanie Satler @sasmoonbeam]

Oh, so THAT'S why most teachers hate holiday parties! Holy guacamole, Batman!

[Yahoo News @YahooNews]

"I think we all love teachers." ~ Bob Schieffer #Debates

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

FUCK. YES. Obama's taking Mittens to SCHOOL. #debate

[Onion Politics @OnionPolitics]

Translation: ‘I'd like to answer that question, if I may, by addressing a completely different topic entirely’ #debates