sarah macpherson

Mum & wife 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦. RD2B at @uochester👩‍🎓. Former teacher 👩🏼‍🏫 . Lover of German, Germany 🇩🇪, grammar, stinky cheese 🧀 & carbs 🥯 .

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Millennials survived skincare hell. We were raised on St. Ives Apricot Scrub, Oxy Pads, blotting sheets, and one rule: if you shine, you die.

Now the beauty standard is gleaming rotisserie chicken.

[swamp hag ✨☕️🌸🍓🍰 @potatoslav]

there are two types of people. one that cares about food safety and refuses to touch anything that has been in the fridge for more than two days and one that will eat expired yogurt as long as it smells fine. they marry each other.

[Jack @bosdovja92]

Can’t we just agree that 20-25 degrees is pleasant, 26-28 is a bit much and 30+ is pure flamin evil

[Geoff Norcott @GeoffNorcott]

Heard a radio host call this 'great weather'.
No.
The only great weather in Britain is between 21.5C - 22.5C
Everything is else is either a disappointment or unbearable.

[Mariloveyou @Mariloveyouxd]

I think 90' kid relate with this 😂😂😂

[ghoulaura 👻 @LaauraAnne]

Everyone in the UK right now is waiting for the thunderstorm like a kid in a toy store

[sarah macpherson @sasparella28]

I’m so excited!!!

[Adam New @AdamNew85]

That 21 degrees on Sunday is gonna hit like crack.

[Mr G @DeputyGrocott]

Has anyone else felt really bloated and large in this heat?

[Alex @AO1865]

I mean fair fucks to whoever insulates new build houses, cracking jobs fellas because there’s no heat getting out of mine.

[Martin Pilgrim @MartinPilgrim1]

A good trick for coping with hot weather is to freeze a bottle of water and then use it to bludgeon people who get on your nerves.

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

Someone said the UK heat is like the heat that comes out of the back of a bus & I’ve never heard a more accurate description

[sarah macpherson @sasparella28]

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[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

A Taiwanese couple wears clothes that were left behind at their laundromat.

[jude @judeblay]

This weather needs to end. I don’t care. This country isn’t built for a heatwave. I’m patiently waiting for winter. I can’t deal with this. Also? The people who moan that some people prefer this country when it’s cold — piss off please. This isn’t a tweet for you, leave me alone.

[sarah macpherson @sasparella28]

@HealthUntoDeath Pretty much every conversation with my 7 year old. Worse than goldfish!

[Lily Croft @LilyCroftVT]

Les gens qui courent quand il fait 35° c'est quoi le projet ?
Mourir ?

[Fr Paul @revpaulwhite]

If you are a doctor or a nurse speaking to someone just coming out of a coma (or even a light sleep) do not ask them who the Prime Minister is...

[Caro D @CDriscoll99]

39c on Thursday. Dreading this. Just spray the skies with the fake clouds idc. 21c-25c is ample in the UK. Anything higher is insane and I don’t trust anyone that says they enjoy it.

[Grace @graceyldn]

The perfect UK summer temp is like 21 to 24 degrees with clear skies.

35/36 degrees is not UK weather and requires a pool and an all inclusive bar.

[Julez @Julez_th]

I'm sorry Pops😭🤣