Saskia Preston

Comedian and writer

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I’ve donated. I’m gonna read more, listen more, understand more #BlackLivesMatter #SilenceIsViolence

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@MrAndrewCotter 😂

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@CaptSandyYawn This is Sailor, Captain Sandy!

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Thought the rainforest shower in this hotel would be great but a logging company have just entered with a bulldozer?

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We should change it to Father Earth! Climate change deniers look exactly like the sort of people who think it’s impossible for something female to get older AND hotter

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Love how many pubs do free bar snacks now. Especially love the little bone shaped biscuits

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Why are all lifeguards obsessed with Spain?

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Feel the moment has come to reveal this, thank you @haiminh for designing it and @steveullathorne for the pics

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@JozNorris Haha 😘

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Can’t believe people know my bag’s a fake when it’s real leather with a perfect ‘WHY S L’

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Don’t get it so many black cabs have cool pics of amazing locations like India and Malaysia all over them but none of them so far will take me there

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Excited about this!

https://t.co/B5KTC7MxzY

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The woman in the virgin train toilet is gigging to more people than me tonight

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Mad how you can say I binge watched sex education last weekend but you can’t say I binge tasted sex education last weekend

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I’m always 4 hours late to everything even though I have this Swiss watch I bought in New York 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

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Is it ok to wear Merrells even though I’ve never even been a geography teacher?

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Finding it a total nightmare getting my puppy a pet passport - better be easier getting her a driving license

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Apparently lizards regrow their tails but mine is taking ages...shit...wait hang on...do they regrow their heads?

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Can’t wait for 2116 to celebrate the centenary of brexit negotiations

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I always thought my grandad’s stories about the war sounded made up but who am I to judge someone who fought napoleon