Walter Langkowski (fan account for RP)

Former pro-football player, current bio-physicist and superhero. Tried to duplicate creation of Hulk, traded forms with an ancient Dark God. Whoops.

[Walter Langkowski (fan account for RP) @Sasquatch_af]

@_HULK_RAGE_: You might be able to improve your image. Ever considered a matching purple shirt? Maybe a baseball cap? @MajorMapleLeaf

[Walter Langkowski (fan account for RP) @Sasquatch_af]

@_HULK_RAGE_: Smashing your fans isn't better than hitting them. @MajorMapleLeaf

[Walter Langkowski (fan account for RP) @Sasquatch_af]

@_HULK_RAGE_: Oh, I dunno about that. There's been a ton of Sasquatch movies. Granted, more on Bigfoot but still :) @MajorMapleLeaf

[Walter Langkowski (fan account for RP) @Sasquatch_af]

@_HULK_RAGE_: Because you have the memory of a green bean maybe? @MajorMapleLeaf

[Walter Langkowski (fan account for RP) @Sasquatch_af]

@_HULK_RAGE_: Hey, #Canada is a real country. That's why #Americans constantly want to migrate here after elections. @MajorMapleLeaf

[Walter Langkowski (fan account for RP) @Sasquatch_af]

@MajorMapleLeaf: Gee, thanks Jim. @_HULK_RAGE_

[Walter Langkowski (fan account for RP) @Sasquatch_af]

@_HULK_RAGE_: Well, you do rather excel at it.

[Walter Langkowski (fan account for RP) @Sasquatch_af]

@_HULK_RAGE_: He can't help that. @MajorMapleLeaf is Canadian. They all talk like that.

[Walter Langkowski (fan account for RP) @Sasquatch_af]

@_HULK_RAGE_: No, about my fame. Everybody loves me. I've got fans and sign autographs. You scare the crap outta people.

[Walter Langkowski (fan account for RP) @Sasquatch_af]

@_HULK_RAGE_: Jealous much?

[Walter Langkowski (fan account for RP) @Sasquatch_af]

@_HULK_RAGE_: Logan's a charmer, no doubt about it... but he's a fugitive and not a national hero... like me.

[Walter Langkowski (fan account for RP) @Sasquatch_af]

@_HULK_RAGE_: Seeing as all your pants are Banner sized, I find it unlikely that bigger you can get out of a pair and put new ones on.

[Walter Langkowski (fan account for RP) @Sasquatch_af]

@_HULK_RAGE_: That's not dandruff, that's confetti from parades in my honor. In Canada they know how to treat their heroes :)

[Walter Langkowski (fan account for RP) @Sasquatch_af]

@_HULK_RAGE_: You wanna talk stinky? You've been wearing the same pair of purple pants for decades. You've never been to a laundromat!

[Walter Langkowski (fan account for RP) @Sasquatch_af]

@_HULK_RAGE_: I smell wonderful. I use pert!

[Walter Langkowski (fan account for RP) @Sasquatch_af]

@_HULK_RAGE_: After all this time I'd think even you would learn decent diction. Learn to speak properly, Hulk.

[Bigfoot TheBigfoot @hellobigfoot]

Everyone a bit on edge since return of Christmas Wolves. Just normal wolves but with Santa hats.

[BIGFOOT @Bigfoot__]

THESE STUPID HUMANS ON #FindingBigfoot ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS TWEET BIGFOOT

[Walter Langkowski (fan account for RP) @Sasquatch_af]

@Joe_In_LasVegas: You already did it! That's why I had @HitsYouWithAPie smoosh you.

[Walter Langkowski (fan account for RP) @Sasquatch_af]

@Joe_In_LasVegas: #CNRoast me, willya? *puts a call into @HitsYouWithAPie*