Kade Han

Digital Communications and Social Media Specialists | My tweets are my own | Velcro is just reusable sticky tape.

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Instagram and Facebook are currently not working, as are democracy, society and a healthy sense of self.

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It got better.

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@DoorDash today my dasher and I communicated via memes. Give them a raise please.

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@DoorDash today my dasher and I communicated via memes. Give them a raise please.

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The man who hated open windows, now bird watches for me so I can be productive.
Every once in a while I’ll get called over to inspect only the finest birds.

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Jong: are you a tractor fan
Me: no, I’m a human being

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Here is what we have confirmed today:
1) Hyvee packages their strawberries in coconut without warning
2) I am still very much allergic to coconut
3) I can cancel my lip filler appointment (never had one in the first place)

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the lawyer who opening statements against Fox News was “The earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Biden and Harris won the 2020 election...” you are brilliant! @smartmatic keep on hiring cool people.

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Even the smallest donation goes a long way! #AllForWU

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As a Mass media major, I’m super thankful for my department’s support through scholarships, learning trips, technology and WIFI Film Festival. Please consider donating. #AllforWU

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@timothytorber @ElizaaMarieee I LOVE AIMEEEEEEE. SHE DOES GREAT HAIR AND NAILS.

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What I meant to say was “have you had a baby” not “is your baby a toaster?”

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The video of the trump lady rubbing her eyes with an onion claiming to be maced said “ we’re storming the capital, it’s a revolution “
I say “ I’m rubbing onion juice in my eyes, it’s in my constitution “

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The man pictured in Nancy Pelosi’s office took a piece of her mail, made it out safely, then posed for a pic

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As a wise person once said about politics “yeetel my skeetle, but never tickle my pickle”

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Three things have stood out to me today.
1) the reporter who called the law agencies “abc soup”
2)the guy who was asked what storming the hearing would achieve and answered “idk”
3) the police rout gear being called “ninja turtle gear”

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I just wanted to address the lady on the news who said we needed a party that was neither dem or republicans. We do, it’s the independents.

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@ProfChrisMJones It’s the section of the Franklin the turtle book where we get the moral of the story.

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PLEASE HELP! My Friend Zara Has Been ARRESTED IN TANZANIA AND IS IN DANG... https://t.co/LMrUZntcR1 via @YouTube. 2020 really had to have to final punch.

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Today I learned webkins is still a thing, it’s thriving and free.

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I just wanted to let you know that Long Island ice tea has no tea. I guess that was a pointless drink to spill.