Cassandra (Taylor's Version)

Radiology tech Swiftie
OG Swifter circa '06

[Cassandra (Taylor's Version) @sass_cass13]

@bbridgetrose OMG YES

[NFL @NFL]

The @Chiefs are headed back to the Super Bowl! #RunItBack

#NFLPlayoffs #SBLV

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

WE'RE GOING BACK TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!!

[Total Sports Kansas City @TSEKansasCity]

If Tyreek Hill has 2+ total touchdowns tonight AND the Chiefs win, we'll give a Tyreek Hill autographed jersey to someone who retweets this tweet AND follows us!

[Arrowhead Pride @ArrowheadPride]

You know what to do.

#WPMOYChallenge • Travis Kelce

[Cassandra (Taylor's Version) @sass_cass13]

Don't mind me, just over here listening to #evermorealbum all day in my @taylorswift13 cardigan

[Cassandra (Taylor's Version) @sass_cass13]

@Kenzie_Briane Best one you've ever had

[Cassandra (Taylor's Version) @sass_cass13]

@brendimaci22 Okay, what is this game?!

[Kyle Musfeldt @KyleMusfeldt]

Most of you know I tragically lost my wife 2.5 yrs ago. Tonight I walked in my house to find my now fiancé & my 3 yr old daughter making cupcakes & having a karaoke party celebrating Kylie’s heavenly birthday tomorrow. I found a damn good one I tell ya. Grown men do cry trust me

[Hanson Dairy @HansonDairy]

Alright midwest, let’s settle this now..
what’s this snack called
RT: walking taco
Fav: taco in a bag

[Cassandra (Taylor's Version) @sass_cass13]

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[Cassandra (Taylor's Version) @sass_cass13]

@brendimaci22 SAME

[Cassandra (Taylor's Version) @sass_cass13]

@CTefertiller_ 😂😂😂😂

[Cassandra (Taylor's Version) @sass_cass13]

@Uber you just charged me for a ride I wasnt picked up on, I'm very displeased.

[Cassandra (Taylor's Version) @sass_cass13]

#MIZZOU 🐯🐯

[HanSue Gloger @hansuewilson]

Dear future husband if I am not wearing an outfit as dazzling as Sadie Robertson’s on the day you want to propose to me, please reschedule so I can try again

[caleb @CTefertiller_]

One of my bar guests last night asked me my opinion on the piece(s) of abortion legislation being passed in Alabama, etc.

He looked SO FUCKIN’ confused when I told him “my opinion doesn’t matter” because “I have a shaft and balls.”

Men shouldn’t make laws about women’s bodies.

[Cassandra (Taylor's Version) @sass_cass13]

Been listening to #Me all day and I'm not ashamed 😊

[Cassandra (Taylor's Version) @sass_cass13]

Idk how I got so lucky to not have to close a store tonight but nothing will keep me from #EndGame